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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 11:57:48 AM

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I demand a Mickey Mantle rookie card.

In PRISTINE condition!

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Because I am Far More Reasonable, I will accept EXCELLENT condition!! But I want a PRISTINE Stan Musial card to go with it.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 12:31:25 PM

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Hey OP, if you don't like the negative or silly-ass profiles, it's quite easy, bypass the damn things. I go thru profiles just to see the funny, the absurd, the scary and the ridiculous. If I started a thread even once a MONTH about what I'd seen, I'd still be at it. The hide and block buttons are your friends. Make use of them and move on. Now wasn't that easy??????

And if someone tries to scam you for money, that's what the report button is for. Use it wisely. This is the internet, everyone who's practically anyone can now get a computer, the internet and post whatever their little heart desires. It's most defiinitely not just this site, far from it. So get over it, get out there and meet real people at munches and such and it'll make your life so much easier.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 12:49:43 PM

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OP - yes, there are ridiculous profiles out there, sometimes with ridiculous people attached. I still remember receiving a master's long list of prerequisites that went from small and specific like a half dozen pairs of red ankle socks to big ticket bondage equipment items. It's really best to just to laugh them off and pass by, and not let your experience of them contaminate your opinion on dominant women in general.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 1:16:31 PM

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Heh. The best one I ever saw was by a UK 'Domme'. She said that she would take a man and steadily destroy him. He'd be just a robot once she'd finished with him - his ego would be trashed, his very soul will have been swallowed by her. Her picture showed a very young, tiny and affable looking woman, cute as a button. Utterly, completely incongruous. I wrote to her saying only, 'Didn't I teach you for Geography at school at one time?' Never got a reply, though.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 1:50:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I demand a Mickey Mantle rookie card.

In PRISTINE condition!

MistressJeff

(The use of the word "pristine" makes is clear I am not a fake)

Because I am Far More Reasonable, I will accept EXCELLENT condition!! But I want a PRISTINE Stan Musial card to go with it.

HA!.. you are a Do me Domme!

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 2:01:44 PM

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I wrote to her saying only, 'Didn't I teach you for Geography at school at one time?' Never got a reply, though.

I have been angry at you for doing that ever since you told me about it. That is *so cruel*.

I bet you scared the fuck out of her.

Not cool, Peon.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 2:07:13 PM

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No matter what kind of crazy shit someone is posting in their profile, someone else out there is furiously beating off while they're reading it.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is somethin... - 7/19/2010 2:08:48 PM

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what's a 'simething'? (just curious)

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is somethin... - 7/19/2010 2:19:20 PM

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It is that which you have no courage to be.

I would highly suggest, mikey, that you find a more fulfilling purpose in life.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is somethin... - 7/19/2010 2:23:46 PM

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hey, it's something to do during the hot summer days.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 2:45:17 PM

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I wrote to her saying only, 'Didn't I teach you for Geography at school at one time?' Never got a reply, though.

I have been angry at you for doing that ever since you told me about it. That is *so cruel*.

I bet you scared the fuck out of her.

Not cool, Peon.

Poppycock. I hope I did scare the tits off her. If you'd seen her profile, you'd have thought her certifiable. If she meant, and could do, a tenth of what she said, she'd have been a real danger to any sub who'd been foolish enough to let her have any power over him. Silly little squit.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 2:51:59 PM

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I demand that the sub in question rent out the entire Reno Aces baseball stadium, and allow me to kick him in the balls right in the middle of the diamond, or he isn't a real sub.
That and a foil Black Lotus Magic the Gathering card, signed by Gary Gygax.

Wait wait wait.. there were foil alpha black lotuses? Say it ain't so! If it ain't alpha, I wouldn't want it if I were you. It's not like this is a foil Charizard or something.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 3:14:04 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I demand a Mickey Mantle rookie card.

In PRISTINE condition!

MistressJeff

(The use of the word "pristine" makes is clear I am not a fake)

Because I am Far More Reasonable, I will accept EXCELLENT condition!! But I want a PRISTINE Stan Musial card to go with it.

HA!.. you are a Do me Domme!

HELL yeah! I hope that you are learning from my example.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 3:16:57 PM

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Poppycock. I hope I did scare the tits off her. If you'd seen her profile, you'd have thought her certifiable. If she meant, and could do, a tenth of what she said, she'd have been a real danger to any sub who'd been foolish enough to let her have any power over him. Silly little squit.

So you hope that you caused a complete stranger distress because you didn't like what was in her profile? If you don't like, don't read. The hide button is there for a reason.

You have no idea what her situation was. You don't know if she was serious, if she was writing for effect, if she was being sarcastic or if she'd just had a bad day when she wrote the text.

It was a seriously unpleasant thing for you to do.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 3:57:51 PM

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So you hope that you caused a complete stranger distress because you didn't like what was in her profile? If you don't like, don't read. The hide button is there for a reason.

You have no idea what her situation was. You don't know if she was serious, if she was writing for effect, if she was being sarcastic or if she'd just had a bad day when she wrote the text.

It was a seriously unpleasant thing for you to do.

Yes, it was a seriously unpleasant thing for me to do. However, I'm quite glad that I did it, because she was a being a seriously unpleasant little twat in her profile. I do very much hope that I caused her distress.

VC, I don't demand much of Dommes. I don't ask that they be anything much other than women who like to dominate. I'm not one of those subs who expect and require that Dommes be statuesque beauties who are an inch away from ruling the world wisely and wonderfully, while still having perfect arses and wearing stilettoes even when they're in the shower.

However, I do expect, and demand, that any femdom I get together with is not a total dickhead. This girl needed to grow up. She was being a tit and needed to be told so. I'd do the same, again, without hesitation, if I saw another one like her. A male who's going to submit to a female - properly, I mean - is putting himself deliberately in her hands. That female needs to have a very strong, very mature sense of responsibility, no matter how young she is. She doesn't get to be stupid and silly about it. When a man submits, properly - the real deal - he puts himself in a vulnerable position. I will not have any truck with a femdom who is a peabrained twit, and in my opinion, nor should any submale.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 4:01:37 PM

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"Don't be a douche" is pretty much universal advice.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 4:30:00 PM

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Yes, it was a seriously unpleasant thing for me to do. However, I'm quite glad that I did it, because she was a being a seriously unpleasant little twat in her profile. I do very much hope that I caused her distress.

And it would be different if she'd messaged you, but she hadn't-you sent her a malicious straight out of the blue.

I repeat what I said before-she could have been exaggerating, she could have been teasing, or she could have been playing to a market that doesn't include you-like windchymes said, no matter what you write *someone*'s jerking off to it. Who are you to dictate what wank material other people can and can't put out?

The fact that you're defending deliberately upsetting someone who has never contacted you under the guise of some righteous crusade against something you don't even know is real makes me think less of you, Peon.

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 4:38:04 PM

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I admit I am surprised at your vehemence, VC. I just don't see his comment as mean, just humorous, and really, if she had a sense of humor, it would have been a good starting line.

Agree to disagree, I guess. It shows how English is tricky!

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 7:23:06 PM

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Not a serious comment, but did anybody besides me think of the Old Spice Guy when they read this? :D I could see him saying something like this.

I am so grateful to the person who posted a link to those commericals! Lady Pact, was that you? I am thorougly enjoying them. :)

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RE: "tired of the players but.... here is simethin... - 7/19/2010 7:25:11 PM

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Yes, it was a seriously unpleasant thing for me to do. However, I'm quite glad that I did it, because she was a being a seriously unpleasant little twat in her profile. I do very much hope that I caused her distress.

And it would be different if she'd messaged you, but she hadn't-you sent her a malicious straight out of the blue.

I repeat what I said before-she could have been exaggerating, she could have been teasing, or she could have been playing to a market that doesn't include you-like windchymes said, no matter what you write *someone*'s jerking off to it. Who are you to dictate what wank material other people can and can't put out?

The fact that you're defending deliberately upsetting someone who has never contacted you under the guise of some righteous crusade against something you don't even know is real makes me think less of you, Peon.

I'm sorry that you feel that way, VC, but it it doesn't change my feelings nor my opinion of the Domme in question.

I get what you're trying to achieve by invoking the 'who are you to judge what other people get off on' line, but it doesn't wash. It doesn't matter to me what people get off on, so long as it isn't ultimately dangerous. I'm quite sure that some men, maybe lots of men, will have frenziedly tried to get together with her, precisely because of her far-out, ultra-sadistic profile. That doesn't alter the fact, though, that she was a nitwit who wasn't remotely ready to dominate anyone. Handing over the power of dominance to her would have been like giving a machine gun to a toddler.

I must say: all I did was write one cmail to her that, no doubt, put the wind up her. Nonetheless, I'd hardly call that a crusade. She'll have got over it and learned, hopefully rapidly, that not all malesubs are as mad as she'd like them to be. I was a lot more lenient on her, in fact, than some Domme friends of mine thought I should have been. You, on the other hand, are defending a woman here who a) was clearly being nutty and stupid and b) you don't know whatsoever.

You, though, seem to be on a bit of a crusade here, yourself. You're not a silly, childish woman - not by far - so why are you defending some anonymous woman who is? I've seen you weigh in against peabrained 'Dommes' here on the boards. In fact, I've seen you being almost surprisingly (but rightly) quite heavy on them. So . . . what gives, in this particular case?

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