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LadyHibiscus -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/8/2010 2:52:03 PM)

All snark aside, it DOES seem to me that if you want to find out if you can even STAND ingesting waste, you should start with your own. There is no harm in drinking your own urine, there are folks who actually claim it has health benefits. PERSONALLY, I think consuming feces is super high risk, but you cannot "infect yourself", so why not?

Hibbie, not into watersports, scat, roman showers, menses play, snot... you get the idea.



mstrjx -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/8/2010 2:56:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SimonSlave11

That is a great point...a dental gag would stop me backing out last minute...

Yeah. No shit.

Jeff



SimonSlave11 -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/8/2010 3:46:26 PM)

Thank you Hillwilliam for giving validity to my fetish...and I have to admit, all the fun you were having with Lady Hibiscus made me laugh...well played...



Hillwilliam -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/8/2010 4:28:39 PM)

I hope things work out well for ya and if you were entertained. Tis a bonus



slavekal -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/8/2010 6:44:59 PM)

I drink from milady all the time...last time was twenty minutes ago.  But I wouldn't drink my own unless I was stranded in the desert.



ResidentSadist -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/8/2010 6:58:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
. . . And here's a suggestion for the OP: try some of your own. Take a big whiff. Lick it. Might be the fantasy is all you want, might be you want MORE!

That's some solid advice she gave you.  I suggest you live on chicken and rice for while before you sample your own turd muffins.  I am told it tastes relatively the same coming out as it did going in.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/8/2010 8:11:30 PM)

LOL RS!! Though there is wisdom in your words. A friend of mine had a client who wanted to consume her holy logs and she went on a special mild diet for several days beforehand.

Personally, I am all envious of those folks with reliable bowels! And I would go with the dark heinies and lamb curry, purely Because I Can!

Kal, I can dig it!! Drinkning someone ELSE'S is intimate and erotic, drinking your own would be ... salty? [;)]



TheRaptorJesus -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/9/2010 11:00:22 PM)

Don't listen to them OP. Invite over a lady friend for a friendly dinner. Either slip laxatives into her food or ensure that she is lactose intolerant. If the latter, dairy products and ice cream sundaes for dessert.

Remove the latch on your toilet so you can push the nozzle and it won't flush. Do so only AFTER dinner though, you wouldn't want her to pee and find out it's broken. Anyhow, after she splatters all sorts of delicious delights all over the porcelain, you kick her out for breaking your toilet. As soon as she slams the door to your house, lock it behind her. Go into the bathroom.

Feast.

Profit.



bloomswell -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/10/2010 3:12:18 AM)

I'm not positive about this but I'd suppose you can infect yourself by eating your own solid waste. It may be less risky than eating someone else's but it would have to have its own dangers. For example if you have an open sore somewhere in your mouth or gullet a nasty infection could set in quick. Poo is poo. It was not for nothing that in the old days some fighting tribes used to dip their arrows in excrement before going into battle. Then again you could be lucky. Many have enjoyed the caviar experience without getting anything but foul breath.



mwdsub4u -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/10/2010 8:52:22 AM)

be careful of what you wish fore i know a few Mistresses that will eat or drink very bitter things so they can piss in a slaves mouth, brown is can kill you (scat)



LadyHibiscus -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/10/2010 9:56:52 AM)

Regarding the SAFETY of scat play, I recommend searching in the Health and Safety section. IMO it is seriously risky. SERIOUSLY. That doesn't mean that it's instant death, just that precautions of the highest order need to be taken, and even then, You Never Know.

It's a remarkably contentious area. I can tell you that I know several men who indulge and they are here to tell about it, with no ill effects.



OttersSwim -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/10/2010 10:18:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
It's a remarkably contentious area. I can tell you that I know several men who indulge and they are here to tell about it, with no ill effects.


Except perhaps in their kissability...[;)]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/10/2010 10:25:24 AM)

ROFL Otters!!

Planet EUUUUWWWWW!!!

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And here I offer some TMI about why not everyone likes the toilet idea as an everyday thing. Toilet paper. What does it do? It makes you clean and DRY! What does a tongue do? It makes you covered in SPIT. Spit is not dry. A tongue does not take the place of a good solid bog roll. REAL LIFE, guys! Go there!!

So endeth the rant. [;)]



COINT -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/10/2010 5:17:08 PM)

I enjoy using my boy as toilet slave. Its psychological. and after 6 mos of co-habitation, chances you're cross contaminated with each others germs anyways. So I see no reason to stop my demands.



LadyPact -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/10/2010 6:10:18 PM)

What a difference a few months makes. 
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ORIGINAL: COINT

I've just started my toilet training, and I HATE it. But I suppose thats the point of why She does it? I'm not too worried about e.coli.


For the record, it's not "each other's germs" that are the issue.

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_it_safe_to_eat_feces




SthrnCom4t -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/10/2010 10:00:49 PM)

Can anyone say, "Hepatitis A" opportunity waiting to happen?



LadyHibiscus -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/10/2010 10:06:14 PM)

Oh you pesky realists and your common sense...! :)



Tantriqu -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/10/2010 11:36:10 PM)

Wow, lots of sniggery replies...

So here's reality:
Presuming your Domme's been tested for all STD's, doesn't do drugs, and hasn't done anyone else for six months:

Drinking your Domme's urine is fine, as long as it's not frequently: not only are there no health benefits to drinking your own urine, but too much urea [hence the name urine] can cause your own levels to rise dangerously and knock out your kidneys. That's why it's a WASTE product; your body has to GET RID of it or it will DIE. Besides, urine rots your teeth, although at the beginning it will make them whiter as it eats away your enamel. However, it can also help her avoid a bladder infection, especially after intercourse if she voids immediately.

Drinking menstrual fluid is fine, presuming you're healthy and can take a little extra iron. Add an orgasm or twelve, and you'll be helping her with menstrual cramps. It's just like any other body fluid; if you're kissing and swapping spit, you can drink her menstrual fluid.
A man isn't a real man until he's earned his Red Wings.

Feces: squick! Start with the Cleveland steamer where you cover your torso with Saran wrap, and she defecates on your chest. you'll get the warmth and the smell.
Eating your own fecal bacteria can make you sick; another person's even moreso; all you have to have is a scratch on your gums from brushing or flossing, and the terrible bacteria can get in your bloodstream; what's fine in the bowel ain't meant to be circulating around your brain or heart.
Like John Cleese in 'The Meaning of Life', what's wrong with a simple kiss, boy!? Rimming is great: use a dam if you like, but sticking your tongue in her ass hours after she's defecated would be much more pleasurable for her, as well as less risky for you. Again, a WASTE PRODUCT, so you'll have to scrub your mouth, tongue, teeth, fingers, and eat some yoghurt, etc. before you even THINK of touching or kissing her again.
If you do get sick, be sure to tell your doctor what you've been doing.

Good luck.



COINT -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/11/2010 2:00:26 AM)

Hep, We've both had all the the shots for. E.coli, cross contaim happens anyways. And risky or not, I demand it. He's free to leave.



Herculese -> RE: To be a toilet slave (9/11/2010 5:28:13 AM)

Your fantasy is my reality. But understand like a virgin who wants to save herself for the right man. To be a toilet to your owner, it should be exclusive. Drinking Urine is a matter of getting used to the salty taste. It can be fun if your owner orders a white Ziffendel and goes to the restroom and comes back with glass filled with the nectar and you drink it in public. It is a rush for both owner and slave. Now caviar is a different story. I started slow. My Mistress started giving it to me on crackers to make me build up to the taste. After doing this and you get used to it. Become her toilet paper and lick your owner clean after the bowel movement. You will get used to this without the cracker aid. Then your ready for the big step. I recommend you invest in a queening chair where the derrier opening is LOW ENOUGH to be surrounded by your lips. As she tells you when she is starting, you press your lips securely to the anus and start sucking and swallowing. This cuts down on the oder, and swallowing quickly will pass your taste buds because your not chewing. Dont get me wrong. You are going to taste it. My Mistress got off on it because of the power trip. Like you I loved it because a pig slave was a big fantasy of mine. But I dont recomment that you swallow the entire expellsion. Be aware there are health risks to this. Urine for the most part is harmless. It's sterile from a healthy person. But fecal eating contains alot bacteria, parasites, some blood and is HIV and hepatitis risky. Buone appitite!



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