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Dear Loki

Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium

26% (27)

Is Loki just full of crap

35% (36)

Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws

37% (38)

Total Votes : 101

(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 2:50:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Did i forget to pick you up too?

How can i make it up to you?

I need some help warming up. I am sure some sort of physically vigorous activity would do the trick. Do you think we could come up with something?

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 2:51:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

My ASSets are frozen Misst!! And I passed out from hunger hours ago waiting for Loki to tell me what I should have for breakfast!!!

Oh crap! A micro-managment slave. LaT this one is yours.

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 2:53:51 PM

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I live in a 40-acre forest. I do not subscribe to the metric system like those other sellouts, so I don't know what it equates to pussy metric terms. In that forest I have a little slave cottage, big enough for a bed, wood stove, sink, and small tub. You haul your water, haul your fire wood, split your wood, and cook on a wood stove, heat up water on your stove for your bath and dishes etc... There is an outhouse just within the distance of your leg shackle.

Ok - problem in the shape of bugs, spiders, snakes, no tv, music and tragicly i may break a nail or get mud on my new 6" stilletos.

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 2:55:45 PM

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Did i forget to pick you up too?

How can i make it up to you?

I need some help warming up. I am sure some sort of physically vigorous activity would do the trick. Do you think we could come up with something?

Ohhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssss pleaseeeeeeeee

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What you don't witness with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. Proverb.

If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 2:57:24 PM

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

I live in a 40-acre forest. I do not subscribe to the metric system like those other sellouts, so I don't know what it equates to pussy metric terms. In that forest I have a little slave cottage, big enough for a bed, wood stove, sink, and small tub. You haul your water, haul your fire wood, split your wood, and cook on a wood stove, heat up water on your stove for your bath and dishes etc... There is an outhouse just within the distance of your leg shackle.

Ok - problem in the shape of bugs, spiders, snakes, no tv, music and tragicly i may break a nail or get mud on my new 6" stilletos.

After 6 months none of that will matter anymore.

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 2:59:40 PM

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How long????????
Will a hairdresser, manicurist and take away person come visit me regularly?

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 3:10:13 PM

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

How long????????
Will a hairdresser, manicurist and take away person come visit me regularly?

Again a woman is testing the moral fiber of the male species. when will it end????? Truth... lie... truth... lie...

Um... sure. all the time.

Can you count?

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 3:16:37 PM

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Yes i can count
Cleverish girl me lol

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Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 3:25:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Yes i can count
Cleverish girl me lol

Then you can count on me spanking your ass daily.

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 3:27:18 PM

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Mmmm thats a nice thought to count on

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 3:33:55 PM

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If you stir food in the processor with a wooden spoon,
do you get more fiber in your diet?

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 3:37:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

If you stir food in the processor with a wooden spoon,
do you get more fiber in your diet?

Fiber perhaps, wood defiantly.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 6:58:39 PM

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What is the best way to get red wine stains out of white clothes?

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE

http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/2/2007 7:00:13 PM

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

What is the best way to get red wine stains out of white clothes?

Has this already happened are you anticipating it happening?

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/3/2007 3:42:31 PM

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Dear Loki...

i have just spent the last 3 days in front of my computer reading this thread from the very beginning, every single post....i no longer have a relationship, the house is a mess, i lost 30 lbs due to not eating & the dog has left home for greener pastures...what should i do???

signed,
helpless in Salem

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/3/2007 3:48:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: lilsubl

Dear Loki...

i have just spent the last 3 days in front of my computer reading this thread from the very beginning, every single post....i no longer have a relationship, the house is a mess, i lost 30 lbs due to not eating & the dog has left home for greener pastures...what should i do???

signed,
helpless in Salem

Dear Helpless in salem,

Um... the entire content is copy written and owned by "Sick Bastard Inc." you will not be receiving any royalties to my new book... "Loki's guide to loosing it all: a look at forum threads and the secret to weight loss and humbling ones self through the sacrifice of family and pets."

Thank you for your contribution.

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/3/2007 4:35:47 PM

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mmmm...thank you for pointing out that i should be thankful to you for these gifts you have bestowed on me, oh wise one...i'll never forgiv...errrr i mean forget this service you have provided...& please, with all this bounty i have no need for royalties...

grateful in Salem

< Message edited by lilsubl -- 2/3/2007 4:36:47 PM >

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it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/3/2007 5:29:55 PM

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ORIGINAL: lilsubl

mmmm...thank you for pointing out that i should be thankful to you for these gifts you have bestowed on me, oh wise one...i'll never forgiv...errrr i mean forget this service you have provided...& please, with all this bounty i have no need for royalties...

grateful in Salem

Dear grateful in Salem,

*MMMMUUUAHHH* You are too cute!

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/3/2007 5:49:05 PM

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Dear Loki

a handsome young man has blown me a kiss & told me i'm cute...i'm all atwitter...what do i do now?

blushing in Salem

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it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

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RE: Dear Loki - 2/3/2007 6:00:37 PM

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ORIGINAL: lilsubl

Dear Loki

a handsome young man has blown me a kiss & told me i'm cute...i'm all atwitter...what do i do now?

blushing in Salem

Dear blushing in Salem,

Take all that "atwitter" energy and blow your D's mind with it.

Smiling
Loki

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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