Wulfchyld
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ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl Dear Loki, I've recently discovered posting to the CM forums and I've become an adict. Is there any sort of 12-step program for this? bored in Boston Dear bored in Boston, Step 1: admitting you have a problem. Step 2: wanting help with said problem. Step 3: Writing a laundry list of the bizarre stuff you see here. Step 4: Sort that list into "Dying to try, wanna try, so-so, no way, hell no, and contact John Edwards so he will be able to tell you what I thought of it." Step 5: Give the dying to try list to your D. If he/she doesn’t do it slap the shit out of him/her. (you may skip to the John Edwards part here, if so disregard the rest.) Step 6: much like 5 except it will be the Wanna try. Step 7: So-so list. Step 8: No way list. Step 9: Hell no list. Step 10: John Edwards list. Step 11: Resuscitated by the EMT’s. Step 12: Rinse and repeat as needed. Cordially, Dr. Evil… er… Loki
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Loki, forum god of Mischief Submission is not a gift... it is plunder! Where there is a whip, there is a way! Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together
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