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mnottertail -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 8:11:18 AM)
No blowjob for him, hah?

wnyThroatLover -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 8:17:00 AM)
Actually mnott...they came from a female profile..

mnottertail -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 8:18:41 AM)
No blowjob for her, then, hah?

punisher440 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 8:20:27 AM)
I got this one a few months ago,this Mistress sure pays attention to details...[8\|] From: xxxxxxxx Dated: 6/9/12 2:42 AM hello are you wiling to be my slave I couldn't resist and had to tell her no and ask would she be my slave..if she were willing to learn to read.

wnyThroatLover -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 8:23:18 AM)
Mnott Hell, until then I didn't even know my girl is fat...or that I am her bitch...or that I suck dick...or even that I didn't actually have 2 jobs and instead survive off government assistance... So glad some random twatwaffle was kind enough to not read our profile and then tell me how our life is! WHEW!

theshytype -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 8:25:47 AM)
DNA - hilarious! Thank you for the laugh today. I needed it!

TNDommeK -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 10:50:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Shininglight23 quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK I was thinking the same thing!! Now that, to me, would have been a great email. I haven't seen you around much!!! Where are you hiding? I need some attention from the ProSubs"R"Us Glamour Stylist. ASAP. (You should see what some crazy lady did to my hair. tears) Staying on topic I just received-- I like to pee my pants, and I have lots of photos. Care to see them? I would love to get together... you can berate me in a store even. It would be FUN! Allie I have been MIA for a minute huh? Well I have been traveling a lot for work and rarely have time to get on here. But I do check every time I get back and try to weigh in on topics. I'll visit Pro subs and make sure My stylist teams takes care of things if I am gone. ;)

culareD -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 11:01:02 AM)
The latest invitation from the other side... "i took most of my subs as lovers i want them as my personal fucktoy" "i pull on their nipples as they serve me" "do not block me" Whatever...delete...block...pft.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 11:02:53 AM)
"Do not block me" would be just irresistible, and sweet.

mnottertail -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 11:13:21 AM)
If you block me, I will not be willing to relocate.

culareD -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 4:25:13 PM)
Fine!!! [image]local://upfiles/1478622/45B0B4BCD3234038889D393778D48286.jpg[/image]

sid123 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 6:09:08 PM)
DNAHelicase and her hermies are now my slaves. Since she is making me pay for the plane ticket I will rent her out for $10.00 an hour. If you want the hermies too it is and extra $10.00 an hour. She is for rent till the plane ticket is paid off.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 6:33:27 PM)
Here's a moderately amusing one I just got on another site from a man young enough to be my son: Wanting to learn and serve for L.T.R Iam young dumb and full of cume and immaturity and need to be tamed and obedience and once Iam tamed and train to pleasure u Iam going no where except to your s and mine heart Quite the charmer, isn't he?

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 6:44:00 PM)
Oh, and here's another gem: Clueless Idiot #7432: Would it excite you to have a cuckold? Me: And why, pray tell, would a woman who states not once, but twice, in her profile that she is not interested in cuckolds, AND has cuckolding on her "Hates" list, find a cuckold exciting? No further communication received from Clueless Idiot #7432.

Shininglight23 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 7:54:54 PM)
Hi there, I don't accept friend requests from people that I don't know. Allie -------------------------- I see. How does one get to know you? -------------------------- At 21... I'm surprised you can't answer that question. How did you get to know anyone in your life? I'm just guessing here, but I'm thinking you spoke with them..like a human being. You could have grunted like a cave man, but what do I know... --------------------------- I guess that was a dumb question. Thank you for your smart ass answer. I'll take your advice. You must have lots of friends since you're looking for friendship on a fetish site. But that's irrelevant right? You have a good day. --------------------------- I didn't solicit you... you solicited me. I didn't ask you to "be my friend"...if you remember correctly.. YOU sent ME a friend request without so much as one word. I would encourage you to learn some tactics on approaching people..online, and otherwise. I'm glad you appreciated my answer. My humor gets lost on some people. That was from Fet... blah. Allie

DaddySatyr -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 8:03:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Shininglight23 Hi there, I don't accept friend requests from people that I don't know. Allie -------------------------- I see. How does one get to know you? -------------------------- At 21... I'm surprised you can't answer that question. How did you get to know anyone in your life? I'm just guessing here, but I'm thinking you spoke with them..like a human being. You could have grunted like a cave man, but what do I know... --------------------------- I guess that was a dumb question. Thank you for your smart ass answer. I'll take your advice. You must have lots of friends since you're looking for friendship on a fetish site. But that's irrelevant right? You have a good day. --------------------------- I didn't solicit you... you solicited me. I didn't ask you to "be my friend"...if you remember correctly.. YOU sent ME a friend request without so much as one word. I would encourage you to learn some tactics on approaching people..online, and otherwise. I'm glad you appreciated my answer. My humor gets lost on some people. That was from Fet... blah. Allie I told you that once you started posting you'd fit in well, around here and I was right. I am so pleased to see that my prediction of your assimilation was correct. Best of luck to you. Michael

kitkat105 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 8:36:06 PM)
Oh yeah.. that's the living end when you get lectured for being on a fetish site "seeking friendship." I must get those kind of messages weekly.

Shininglight23 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 9:08:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr I told you that once you started posting you'd fit in well, around here and I was right. I am so pleased to see that my prediction of your assimilation was correct. Best of luck to you. Michael Michael, Without your encouragement.. I never would have started posting here. For the time we spent..I am grateful. Allie

JanahX -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/15/2012 11:35:11 PM)
Hot off the press: Dated: 10/16/12 1:12 AM hello cunt how are you ? do you want big daddys big dick ? if you do then beg for it cunt ! That one deserves a standing ovation. No DOUBT ABOUT IT - - Oh yeah - he also lives in Norway. So awesome [image]local://upfiles/1059980/894C6CC95AFA4C5EA88AA43BEEC43872.jpg[/image]

LadyRedRoseToo -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/16/2012 12:56:46 AM)
thank you all for the giggles, i really needed them tonight. i have had my share of morons, my favorites are the ones who decide i'd be a fantastic submissive and decide they are the man to prove it to me. uh, where do you see "searching for incredibly stupid master" in my profile? i've been around on this site and others for many years and they just keep getting better every time. i swear they have a competition in some secret location!

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