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DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/16/2017 10:49:41 AM)

WD sent me the same exact piece of nonsense. Somebody in his family should really contact the authorities to get a 72 hour hold and diagnosis.

After all, if he’s going around stalking online, he’s probably much worse in real life.



stef -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/16/2017 12:15:26 PM)

Good god, what a mess.



jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/16/2017 8:47:21 PM)

I got the same message.

Granted it went into bulk mail.




ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/24/2017 6:44:44 AM)

Ewww...just got the circumcision guy...if he followed the forums, I NEVER discuss having a son. Bastard deserves having an iggy thrown at him.



peppermint -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/26/2017 9:27:21 AM)

Got a new one today. His name says he's a "Domme". Says I have a beautiful profile when in face it's 3 sentences long. Says I am here for the forums, not looking for a Dom, and I already had the best. Anyway, the Domme wants me to write him back but I have to call him "King Frank" when I do. I did write him back. Called him moron.



WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/26/2017 9:46:50 AM)

King Frank?
Wasn't he Archie's mate?



Wayward5oul -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/29/2017 2:14:01 PM)

If someone messages me, and the entirety of his message is "are you submissive", I guess he would have a hard time believing me if I said "can't you read", since it is on my profile.

Because no good sub would ever talk to a Dom like that, huh?

I really just want to answer with, "no I just play one on here to fuck with people".

My patience is thin these days. Especially since my profile said I'm not looking.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/3/2017 2:57:20 AM)

Just got one from a clueless idiot wanting to be my "Daddy." There are many things I need in life, but a "Daddy" certainly is not one of them! One of my requirements is an intelligent person who can read!



peppermint -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/20/2017 12:44:13 PM)

I got a message today from a young female Domme. She was questioning if I am really female since I have male pictures on my profile. Guess she can't take the time to do a bit of reading to find out he passed away recently. Anyway, I questioned whether the bitch didn't have anything else to do in her life but complain about the content of others' profiles. If I want to have a picture of my Dom on my profile, AND he has never told me I can't have his picture on my profile, what business is it of hers?



Lucylastic -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/20/2017 1:03:52 PM)

I hope you gave her the shit she deserved.... sheesh people are so clueless.



peppermint -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/21/2017 10:04:33 AM)

What's really strange is that she added herself to my Admirers list way back in March. I was rather puzzled when she did that. However, it should mean that she at least read my profile back then. (shrugs) People are odd.

I admit I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving. I'm having several of the neighbors over for dinner. It'll be good for me and it helps out those who have to work the holiday.



Lucylastic -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/21/2017 11:37:51 AM)

Its a hard time of year, I hope you have a "good" time with your neighbours. That you can get thru it ok and that the memories make you smile and not hurt. Hugglies.



jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/21/2017 11:58:54 AM)


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ORIGINAL: peppermint

I got a message today from a young female Domme. She was questioning if I am really female since I have male pictures on my profile. Guess she can't take the time to do a bit of reading to find out he passed away recently. Anyway, I questioned whether the bitch didn't have anything else to do in her life but complain about the content of others' profiles. If I want to have a picture of my Dom on my profile, AND he has never told me I can't have his picture on my profile, what business is it of hers?



Just remember Peppermint, people like this dont have to worry about Karma....

They have to worry about Truckma, busma and possibly trainma.

And I hope you have a pleasant thanksgiving.




peppermint -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/21/2017 12:57:40 PM)

I am wishing for a fantastic Thanksgiving for everyone here. I plan on eating until I'm stuffed. The leftovers will get divided up so everyone takes some home. Then will sit in front of the TV in my chair and fall asleep while watching a semi exciting football.



jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/21/2017 1:15:06 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint

I am wishing for a fantastic Thanksgiving for everyone here. I plan on eating until I'm stuffed. The leftovers will get divided up so everyone takes some home. Then will sit in front of the TV in my chair and fall asleep while watching a semi exciting football.



I really need to sleep before I read some of your responses, my mind went straight to the gutter on part of that......

Please remember some of your readers have dirty minds and some of them have minds like mine....



Lucylastic -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/21/2017 1:30:51 PM)

We had our thanksgiving last month, and I did the same...lots to be thankful for this year. compared to last year...but I wish all of you down south:) a very happy thanksgiving.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/26/2017 12:07:27 PM)

Just got this in my inbox:

I'm Bobby Ewing, and I live over in nearby Braddock.

Guess someone must be really bored today, LOL.



WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (11/26/2017 12:30:33 PM)

I've got a spammy pm from somebody trying to push a dick enlargement site*: standards are improving I suppose, ten years back they'd have been targeting the women on the site with that one and I've have got their boob enlargement link...

*(which is completely redundant, obvs as I'm one of the bigger dicks on this site already: just ask the neocon whiners how much of a dick I am)



Wayward5oul -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/2/2017 12:48:44 PM)

Message I got from a guy who immediately wanted personal details and pics-asking for this after an exchange that consisted entirely of 'hi, I'm xxxxxx'. When I said I don't share personal info so quickly, this is what he sent:

lol ya youll ruin it right off the bat and its sir im not interested in your dumb ass type lol ever /// im not bonding with a pen pal picturless idiot who cant even picture share im looking for a girl friend not static good luck i would change that approach . it ruins it right off the bat . you dont have to like me but your way wont work youll annoy swwett men all day long with that bs




peppermint -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/3/2017 9:00:32 AM)

Sounds like an online picture collector. If they don't get instant gratification they get all bent out of shape.



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