RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side"

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WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/5/2017 10:21:47 AM)
A discharge rather than secretions, you're thinking?

BitaTruble -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/5/2017 10:45:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods A discharge rather than secretions, you're thinking? I don't think I want to get close enough to examine the ... residue. Just looked a bit red tinged to me. Also, if the milk is spoiled I won't put it back in the fridge or ask anyone to validate the spoilage. Squick.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/5/2017 10:23:14 PM)
Both of you guys are a hoot. LOL And as mentioned... she does seem to have sprung a leak. Wonder if we need plumber or a doctor to fix that? quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins Here you go RS, for all your Bush management needs [:D] [image]http://2.wlimg.com/product_images/bc-full/dir_107/3191924/mitsubishi-brush-cutter-1290271.jpg[/image] Needles It'll take more than that, love: [img]http://www.bushywood.com/farming/farming_pictures/combine-harvester-new-holland-cr1090-heavyweight-world-champion.jpg[/img]

jlf1961 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/28/2017 5:48:11 PM)
The latest of a long line of messages from multiple users with Identical profiles, different pictures and locations. on 6/26/17 at 1:29 PM: hello jlf1961 on 6/26/17 at 10:56 PM: Hello? Would it not be better to actually send a bit more than just one word? on 6/27/17 at 6:08 PM: What are you looking for here Master jlf1961 on 6/28/17 at 7:44 PM: Primarily someone with some intelligence, with an interest in a broad range of topics from HAM radio to history. After that, it is just matching likes and dislikes. Jeff

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/6/2017 10:58:26 AM)
I got a message today offering me a chance to make a buck or two: i want to be forced to catch an std (sexually transmitted diseases) if you can make it happen ill pay 5000 dollars tie me up an let hooker fuck me . This is not a joke im paying this amount because of the risk. Sounds like it beats driving for Uber!

WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/6/2017 12:14:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 I got a message today offering me a chance to make a buck or two: i want to be forced to catch an std (sexually transmitted diseases) if you can make it happen ill pay 5000 dollars tie me up an let hooker fuck me . This is not a joke im paying this amount because of the risk. Sounds like it beats driving for Uber! I'd be insulted, meself: it sounds like he's saying you'd know where to find a tart who'll ride him cowgirl style and give him the clap. Why's he assuming that about you, the ill-manered snotty tosser?

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/6/2017 12:51:36 PM)
Clearly my profile just radiates that sordid foundary of information [:D] Mostly I was insulted that he thought I was so clueless that he had to spell out for me what "std" stood for.

DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/6/2017 8:23:36 PM)
Tie him face downwards and hire a male hooker to do him. Hey, his fault for not specifying.

WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/7/2017 4:59:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Tie him face downwards and hire a male hooker to do him. Hey, his fault for not specifying. [img]https://memecrunch.com/meme/49BGA/that-s-the-way-you-do-it/image.jpg[/img]

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/28/2017 8:49:29 PM)
Today's compelling gem: Rape is the natural order of things. And no, not from respectmen.

needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (8/25/2017 8:13:18 AM)
I think my profile makes it quite clear that I'm in the UK, aside from the fact that I'm not looking for anything from anyone, so I'm perplexed as to why a 28 year old from India would send me Hey need a kinky dom to degarde and explore your inner kinky dark desires in and turn you up into a useless slutty slave to thrive on master's choices,? Generally I'm also not a part of the spelling/grammar Police either, and I know that in this case I probably should make an exception even further, but no. It's all a big no. FFS he even had a stupid Fifty Shades of Grey photo types piece of crap as his main pick [:'(] Dude you suck worse than a cheap whore. Needles

Lucylastic -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/6/2017 9:46:26 AM)
I got this this morning.... I am obviously not located near you. So unlike the rest of the subs on here, I am sensitive to time wasting. May I request that you block me please ?

WhoreMods -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/6/2017 12:20:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic I got this this morning.... I am obviously not located near you. So unlike the rest of the subs on here, I am sensitive to time wasting. May I request that you block me please ? Stylish! I take it he's in there?

ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/6/2017 9:37:12 PM)
Wow...at least he is saying please...

Lucylastic -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/6/2017 9:58:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WhoreMods quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic I got this this morning.... I am obviously not located near you. So unlike the rest of the subs on here, I am sensitive to time wasting. May I request that you block me please ? Stylish! I take it he's in there? I sent him a nice pleasant note (ahem) and he sent back a simple "Oy Vey" think I lost out there??? LOL oh the humility.....[:D]

Lucylastic -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/6/2017 9:59:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Wow...at least he is saying please... LOL even please doesnt help, but you have a point, it could have been worse....

MAINEiacMISTRESS -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/6/2017 11:48:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic I got this this morning.... I am obviously not located near you. So unlike the rest of the subs on here, I am sensitive to time wasting. May I request that you block me please ? I too have gotten "Block me please" notes from subs. I usually just ignore them because I don't do laundry lists.

needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/7/2017 3:58:08 AM)
Does it not occur to these lunatics that the ability to hide, and block people is not taken away from them when they select the sub label. It astounds me what a lack of blood flow to the brain does to these guys to make them think this nonsense is would have them seen seriously. Needles

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/8/2017 10:22:19 AM)
I was sorta feeling left out, until today. Someone wrote me asking about my sons and if/how they were circumcised. I don't care if all my sons are adults, a stranger initiating contact asking about my kids is an automatic block followed by a need for a long shower.

DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (9/8/2017 9:22:46 PM)
Eye bleach, just for having read that. Peeps like that should be spitted over a slow fire.

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