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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 6:43:08 AM   
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Dom is an aquired taste that I have yet to......aquire...

Ooh, did i mention she lactates (i know it isnt the word Im looking for...but...I...just...cant...think...of...another...) hot fudge outta her left tit and Mt. Dew outta the right?

No really!

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 6:54:54 AM   
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And when she cums, a rainbow bursts forth from her clit and projects a map on my wall of the location of ElDorado and Atlantis!

Edited for spelling

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 7:04:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: wnyThroatLover

Hillwill

Dom is an aquired taste that I have yet to......aquire...

Ooh, did i mention she lactates (i know it isnt the word Im looking for...but...I...just...cant...think...of...another...) hot fudge outta her left tit and Mt. Dew outta the right?

No really!


Hmmm, INTERESTING. That could come in handy!

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 7:11:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: wnyThroatLover

Hillwill

Dom is an aquired taste that I have yet to......aquire...

Ooh, did i mention she lactates (i know it isnt the word Im looking for...but...I...just...cant...think...of...another...) hot fudge outta her left tit and Mt. Dew outta the right?

No really!

Next thing you're gonna try to tell us is that her earwax is an aphrodisiac.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 7:22:05 AM   
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And when she cums, a rainbow bursts forth from her clit and projects a map on my wall of the location of ElDorado and Atlantis!

Edited for spelling


OMG, someone ELSE does this too? Except my map leads me to all the designer sample sales in Manhattan.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 7:28:30 AM   
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There is no way this guy's real. He's a joke. It's a troll. please don't feed the trolls.



Trolls need to eat too, no matter the four hits on the photo via TinEye.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 7:34:59 AM   
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...you know too much...


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You save money, I'll go find money, then we will overlay your two maps and find the hidden entrance to the land of the lost!

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 7:38:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: wnyThroatLover

And when she cums, a rainbow bursts forth from her clit and projects a map on my wall of the location of ElDorado and Atlantis!

Edited for spelling


Check her ass at that point, and see if Amelia Erhart is in there.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 7:42:11 AM   
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She is an android...not the bermuda triangle...I already said, she shits gold bricks!

BELIEVE MY OBVIOUSLY FAKE STORY!!

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 7:44:39 AM   
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Is that android locked to a network?

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 7:54:05 AM   
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I'm the greatest online dater there is. Every day the most beautiful women from all around the world message me. I'm a male god. I'm a computer genius. All the magic happens from my bedroom.

This woman is the most amazing, beautiful, accomplished, and intelligent woman EVER. She is a former beauty pageant queen, cheerleader, Olympic medalist, and even a rugby and volleyball player.

A more perfect match could not be found!

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and she was wearing something that gave us an instant connection.

Let me guess. black nylons?

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ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave
I'm just scared of any potential disappointment.

I suppose it would be pretty hard living up to the god you say you are.

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ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave
Well, yesterday I was about to stop checking my mail, accept loneliness,
and just focus on all my superficialness.

Black nylons do not a relationship make. I see more loneliness looming
on your horizon. Enjoy the fantasy while it lasts!

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 7:54:24 AM   
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You know who you are. The ones that said I was too picky or not submissive enough. Well, as you also know, I'm the greatest online dater there is, was, and ever will be. Every day the most beautiful women from all around the world message me with the most sweet and generous comments. My inboxes are always full - and I'm a man. That never happens. I'm a male god. I always have exact copies of messages and photos of my inboxes as proof, and every word of my profile is true. I also sell an online-dating course that gets real results.

Well, yesterday I was about to stop checking my mail, accept loneliness, and just focus on all my super successful businesses. Then I saw this one beautiful woman and I clicked on her profile. Then I saw her photos. Then I saw one of her photos, and she was wearing something that gave us an instant connection. I messaged her with my usual confident charming self, and within an hour she wrote back and said I'm so happy to have read this and we really are pretty much perfect together. She asked for my number within 10 minutes and we talked on the phone for 8 hours. We were on the phone so long, I was dizzy when I finally stood up and almost fell down. LOL That's gotta be some kind of record. After hours of the most awesome phone call I ever had, she told me she loved me and wanted me to be her husband. People, this woman is the most amazing, beautiful, accomplished, and intelligent woman EVER. She is a former beauty pageant queen, cheerleader, Olympic medalist, and even a rugby and volleyball player. Now, women fall in love with me every day, but I don't return the favor. But this time I did. We have 99.9% of everything in common. She's like the female version of me with girl parts. And then on a total whim, she invited me to her mansion states away and I froze. Then she offered to pay hundreds of dollars to fly down here to be with me next weekend.

See, I'm an anti-social computer genius, and I've never really been with a girl before. Never had a girlfriend. Never kissed a girl. It was always just me and my computer. All the magic happens from my bedroom. I hardly ever leave the house. But now after thinking I never would find the dream girl I created in fantasy, have found my soul-mate, and I'm extremely scared and nervous but happy and excited to meet her. What if she thinks I'm ugly? Or as she said, she has to make sure we have the same connection on the phone as we do in person. What if we don't, I have the best weekend of my life, and then she never contacts me again and I'm heartbroken and can't go on? I need to hear from people with real-world love experience. I don't know if I can do this. This is the first time I'm letting a woman into my wonderful world. I agreed to see her. I want to see her. I'm just scared of any potential disappointment.


Translation: The blow-up sex doll that I ordered on the internet is arriving this week. I can't wait to have REAL sex with a REAL (plastic) girl. Having sex with my right hand is becoming repetitive and dull.




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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 7:55:41 AM   
wnyThroatLover


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No, she uses subspace carrier waves to hijack passing satelites and relays her conciousness off the rings of Saturn instead of encrypting the data stream

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 7:59:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: wnyThroatLover

Ooh, did i mention she lactates (i know it isnt the word Im looking for...but...I...just...cant...think...of...another...) hot fudge outta her left tit and Mt. Dew outta the right?



Mountain Dew is a bit too sweet, and has too much caffeine for my tastes. But if you can reprogram her to dispense diet Sierra Mist instead, then I'd gladly buy her from you.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 8:13:39 AM   
wnyThroatLover


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The price stands as follows

2 pairs of tweed pants
3 mature rubber plants
1 fetted goat
1 Virgin Galactic White Knight 2
1 Virgin Galactic Space Ship 2
All the tea in china
2 gay pandas
The deed to mars
And Pamela Anderson before the hep c

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 8:22:28 AM   
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Who cares? Big fucking whoop - just you writing all that - made my day. It may be one of the stupidist things I've ever read on these boards. Congratulations.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 8:24:11 AM   
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Make it half of the tea in China, and you've got a deal.

BTW, I believe Pamela Anderson was born with Hep C, so you may be asking for something that's unrealistic. But all of your other terms are quite reasonable.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 8:26:05 AM   
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and she was wearing something that gave us an instant connection.

Let me guess. black nylons?


I'm thinking more like matching tinfoil hats....

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 8:27:59 AM   
wnyThroatLover


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Ok, half the tea in china, but I want all the free tibet you have.

Pam was given hep...I remember when she came out about it and I died inside


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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 8:46:11 AM   
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Pam was given hep...I remember when she came out about it and I died inside



I know. I was actually joking. I was implying that she has fucked so many men that I can't believe that there was ever a time when she didn't have Hep C (and herpes, and syphillis, and HPV, and gonorrhea, and .......).

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