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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 8:47:24 AM   
wnyThroatLover


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Then I may have to add a vaginal disinfection to the price

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 8:53:17 AM   
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Amelia Erhart would do that free.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 9:01:21 AM   
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I recommend meeting "her" in a public place with a good friend at your side...sounds like a kidnapper type to Me....probably has a boyfriend/husband she hasn't told you about who just happens to be a CANNIBAL.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 9:02:46 AM   
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Or a 2 inch cock, 500lbs of extra weight and an odor that would make a skunk cry

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 9:09:14 AM   
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Well, since he's found the perfect woman, he can now leave the forums.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 9:12:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Well, since he's found the perfect woman, he can now leave the forums.



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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 9:41:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave

Fascinating tale...

Then your alarm went off and the dream came to an abrupt end.

Still using a stolen profile photo?

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 10:15:52 AM   
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I'm not sure where this thread would go if the Mods decided to move it...Positive Experiences or Creative Writing?

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 10:56:53 AM   
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Considering that it's funny as hell, maybe Humor and Games.


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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 11:18:40 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I'm not sure where this thread would go if the Mods decided to move it...Positive Experiences or Creative Writing?

I will use this as what I'm sure will be another unsuccessful effort to lobby for the creation of a "Not-so-Random Stupidity" forum. There is a clear and present need.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 11:53:34 AM   
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I second that motion, Stef

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 12:02:07 PM   
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Thirded. (is that an actual word.......thirded?)

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 12:21:59 PM   
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Come now, don't run the poor guy off... I want to hear how it ends!

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 12:35:58 PM   
stef


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Alecta

Come now, don't run the poor guy off... I want to hear how it ends!

I'm pretty sure his story ends something like this.



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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 12:47:48 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Alecta

Come now, don't run the poor guy off... I want to hear how it ends!


He accidentally bites the toe off the blow-up doll and it deflates into a flesh-colored pile of pvc and fake eye lashes.

In any case, I doubt we'll be hearing from him again. Reality's a harsh mistress.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 12:56:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave

What if she thinks I'm ugly?


I don't understand your concern here. Didn't you tell us several threads back what you look like wouldn't matter because slaves wear their black rapey-masks at all times?

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 12:56:44 PM   
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quote:

She's like the female version of me with girl parts.


Until you've met in person, it's kinda hard to be sure of that.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 2:05:46 PM   
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I want to know how this ends.

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 2:21:44 PM   
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Like all sock stories end, it'll stink...

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RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 2:28:02 PM   
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Or maybe there's a hole in it. Somewhere...

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