Suleiman
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I am a night-owl, and frequently use the night time hours to relax, unwind, and have a little privacy. Back when I was owned, this was doubly important, because once the day began I was pretty much on call until everybody went to sleep. I would up having to rely on the "first cup of coffee" ploy to keep from being overwhelmed first thing upon awakening (point of truth, I have never needed coffee to wake up. I actually prefer it in the afternoon, in order to stay awake, but shuffling along, grunting in a semi-articulate fashion, and staring at the mr coffee gave me fifteen or twenty minutes to boot up my brain before demands were made of me) I would fequently lose track of time, and on occasion my mistress would clamber out of bed and demand that I GO TO BED. I think I was supposed to have an actual bed-time, but in truth, she wasn'tr very good at mantaining rules or limits, so I tended to stay awake until I fell over or she yelled at me. Nowadays, I frequently tell my wife to go to bed, simply because she has to be functional in the morning. Then again, she frequently orders me to eat, because I have been known to subsist on coffee for days at a time. We're both switches, so we both get to wear the daddy pants.
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