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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/1/2006 9:59:05 PM   
briska


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Status: offline 		Me & Him early one Friday I stayed over His place;

"So, what are your plans today? Just gonna sleep in?"
"Probably, sir, I don't have anything else to do."
"Oh, really?"
"Sonofa..."

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/1/2006 10:02:37 PM   
michaelGA2


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Status: offline 		are You sure You know how to handle that thing, Mistress? (refering to any item She decides to pick up and use)

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/1/2006 10:08:37 PM   
gooddogbenji


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From: Toronto
Status: offline 		Who the hell are you trying to impress?

Yours,


benji

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/1/2006 10:54:47 PM   
fyrekittyn


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Status: offline 		oh, benji, I HAVE to use that!

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/2/2006 3:09:42 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Good.  Now hold that position until I say you can move.

Yours,


benji

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/2/2006 5:23:03 PM   
Queenalice


Posts: 25
Joined: 6/4/2006
Status: offline 		I learned not to comment on my Domme's hight by saying, "You know, i could get the step stool for You."

Never grab the flogger out of her hands, look her dead in the eye and refer to her as "The mayor of Munchkin City."

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/3/2006 12:12:08 PM   
Sub03


Posts: 600
Joined: 4/30/2005
Status: offline 		Never ever say to your Dom or Master that you are bored.....did that one last night.

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/3/2006 7:54:25 PM   
cynthiamarie


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From: Bluefield, WV, USA
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quote:

Dominant....Did you behave while I was away?

submissive... i'm not telling, this is for me to know and you to find out.

Dominant.... What did you say?

submissive.... You heard me, or are you deaf?



quote:

Dominant: Did you behave while i was away?

Submissive: depends on Your definition of "behave" all actions are a form of behavior...so i guees the answer would be yes.

Dominant: are you being smart with me?

submissive: oh NO, Ma'am...why would i show my intelliegence is higher than Yours...(mutters under breath) because it is...

Okay, that one would really...*marks down buying male chastity device, and locking the genius's dangly bits up for a good 7 months...wide evil grin*

quote:

Humming The Emperial March from Star Wars when she walks in the room.

Oh my gosh, that would totally crack me up.

quote:

"Sir, you're messing up my hair style"


quote:

One more outfit like that, and I'm turning gay.

If you want, I can show you how to use that....

Who the hell are you trying to impress?

OMG, benji, lol!



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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/3/2006 8:09:44 PM   
leakylee


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Status: offline 		I would not suggest singing "Any day now.." while trussed up like a holiday turkey while said person is selecting implement of to apply to your rear. It is not likely to speed them up and it likely to warm your arse up faster than anticipated..eek.. hehe..

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/3/2006 8:10:37 PM   
michaelGA2


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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/4/2006 11:17:02 AM   
michaelGA2


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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/4/2006 11:21:20 AM   
michaelGA2


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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/4/2006 11:30:54 AM   
michaelGA2


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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/4/2006 6:16:25 PM   
michaelGA2


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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/4/2006 6:26:46 PM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		He asked me to get up and get him something to drink, and I said...why don't you get it yourself(in a playful tone)....which he didnt think he was very playful....my buns got blistered.

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/6/2006 6:56:47 AM   
Greybear54


Posts: 6
Joined: 11/20/2004
Status: offline 		"Are you trying to flog me, or DUST me?"

(overheard one night long ago at the Leather Rose)

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/6/2006 8:39:11 AM   
PetTeacher


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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistresszarah

I say cut them loose if they provide such a remark. The truth is they need us much more than we need them. There will be *several* standing in line to take their place.



So sad you view things that way.  Sounds like your missing out.  

..."I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I'm with you." - Opening line from a poem by Roy Croft.  

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/7/2006 2:06:45 PM   
Saratov


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Joined: 10/22/2005
Status: offline 		Where is this line?  Where are the ones waiting for me?

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/7/2006 2:12:20 PM   
prdslave


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Joined: 7/1/2006
Status: offline 		I just auctioned off all the toys on eBay....Now I can get that new pair of shoes

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RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme - 8/7/2006 7:52:08 PM   
CreoleCook


Posts: 321
Joined: 10/9/2005
Status: offline 		(got to sub-topic this one... what not to say to ANOTHER Dom/Domme...)

1)Nice floggers... do they make them in adult sizes?
2)Didn't you know 15 will get you 20?
3)10 bucks says the next woman I talk to is actually Dominant... oops, your a dominant?
4)you got a purdy mouth, boy....

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