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Tangelo -> Clubs (9/8/2016 4:32:47 AM)
I was going to join a local club of Protagonists. . . . but they keep arguing about a meeting date !!

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/10/2016 4:49:35 PM)
I was DEFINATELY going to become a member of a Procrastinators' Club. . but now I'm not so sure. . .

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Clubs (10/10/2016 7:49:05 PM)
I was going to join the agoraphobics club, but I was afraid to leave the house.

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/10/2016 9:38:28 PM)
I've been trying to join the local GPS society, but keep losing my way.. . .

DaddySatyr -> RE: Clubs (10/10/2016 9:45:46 PM)
I will NOT associate with any club that would have the likes of me as a member! Michael

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/11/2016 6:04:39 AM)
I was a member of a Hessian Appreciation group, until they gave me the sack !

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Clubs (10/11/2016 11:04:16 PM)
I was going to join the local Rageaholics Recovery Group, but was arrested on the way over there for shooting at guy who cut me off in traffic.

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/12/2016 6:38:59 AM)
I tried to join a Snooker Club. .but didn't have the balls !

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Clubs (10/12/2016 7:42:39 PM)
I was going to join the Narcissist Club, but felt the other members were too inferior.

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/12/2016 8:04:33 PM)
I tried to join the Arctic Association, but all I got was a cold reception.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Clubs (10/13/2016 9:44:03 PM)
I was on my way to join my local ADD support group, but got distracted and went to the post office/grocery store/pet shop/coffee shop/drug store instead.

DaddySatyr -> RE: Clubs (10/13/2016 9:45:13 PM)
It's not a "club", per se, but I was going to join a gym, but I collapsed under the weight of the obligation. Michael

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/13/2016 10:33:33 PM)
I was actually a member of our local Archaeological Society, but didn't dig it !

DaddySatyr -> RE: Clubs (10/13/2016 10:35:22 PM)
When I lived near RACEWAY PARK (It's in Old Bridge, NJ), I joined the racing club, but it was a drag. Michael

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Clubs (10/14/2016 9:32:08 PM)
There was a local Bankers Club, but it had to disband due to the declining interest rate.

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/15/2016 4:28:13 AM)
I joined a gay scouts' group and went camping !

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Clubs (10/15/2016 11:57:36 AM)
I heard of a local "Dear Hunting" club, so went down there in search of a sweetheart. I was so dismayed to learn that it was a "Deer Hunting" club and they went out and shot animals!

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/15/2016 5:21:15 PM)
I just left a Pecan Pickers group. A real bunch of nutters !!

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Clubs (10/16/2016 5:04:26 PM)
Tried to join the local Exercise Club, but they did not agree with my idea of exercise. They told me reaching for the remote and doing elbow bends to get the bon-bons from the plate to my lips were not valid forms of exercise! The nerve!

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/17/2016 2:21:35 AM)
I just joined a religious group that goes bungee jumping, mountaineering and sky-diving. They're called the Seventh-day Adventurists.

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