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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 8:45:51 AM   
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It would appear women do not wipe



This woman wipes, and hence, this woman washes her hands.

One is the filthiest things you can actually handle is cash.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 9:15:19 AM   
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I am a pauper with no cash anyway :)

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 9:20:59 AM   
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you made me laugh out loud thanks x

I am a pauper with no cash anyway :)


Jolly good.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 9:26:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire

It would appear women do not wipe



This woman wipes, and hence, this woman washes her hands.

One is the filthiest things you can actually handle is cash.

Needles

Cash is filthy you're so right! It's almost obsolete any way though.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 9:27:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire

It would appear women do not wipe



This woman wipes, and hence, this woman washes her hands.

One is the filthiest things you can actually handle is cash.

Needles

Cash is filthy you're so right! It's almost obsolete any way though.

You try paying for drugs with a debit card, mate.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 10:35:04 AM   
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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 11:37:58 AM   
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Funny thought, there's always a drop or two left in the barrel so the next time ya give brain stop and think, "Did he really get it ALL out?"😋

I never blow a cock I do not personally wash with soap myself personally first, so no way of that! Anything that is going inside my mouth, I am personally taking responsibility for it's hygiene.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 11:41:17 AM   
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It would appear women do not wipe or dribble - see we can agree ;)




Well, there are times where I have gone into public toilets devoid of toilet paper and no choice but not to wipe. BUT I will still wash my hands! And I have anti-bacterial wet wipes IF they got no soap after washing with water.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 11:55:03 AM   
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Funny thought, there's always a drop or two left in the barrel so the next time ya give brain stop and think, "Did he really get it ALL out?"😋

I never blow a cock I do not personally wash with soap myself personally first, so no way of that! Anything that is going inside my mouth, I am personally taking responsibility for it's hygiene.


I'm assuming your intimacy level with cocks is not on an assembly line basis. Do you ever feel it inhibits spontaneity to be so paranoid about a drop or two that might or might not be there? If it's a real issue, wrap it in a flavored condom to mitigate any exposure. The taste couldn't be any worse than an impromptu wiping down with a wet nap. I'd be lamenting the loss an after event blow job in the car on the way home.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 11:55:29 AM   
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Funny thought, there's always a drop or two left in the barrel so the next time ya give brain stop and think, "Did he really get it ALL out?"😋

I never blow a cock I do not personally wash with soap myself personally first, so no way of that! Anything that is going inside my mouth, I am personally taking responsibility for it's hygiene.



You should use listerine on it instead.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 12:06:14 PM   
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You should use listerine on it instead.

That might burn him. I just use anti-bac body wash.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 12:08:52 PM   
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I'm assuming your intimacy level with cocks is not on an assembly line basis. Do you ever feel it inhibits spontaneity to be so paranoid about a drop or two that might or might not be there? If it's a real issue, wrap it in a flavored condom to mitigate any exposure. The taste couldn't be any worse than an impromptu wiping down with a wet nap. I'd be lamenting the loss an after event blow job in the car on the way home.

But why would I want to blow a condom? The taste of rubber. Yucks! No artificial flavourings is gonna make it taste better. And I actually have a rubber allergy. My whole mouth swelled like a duck before when a rubber gag was used on me. And my vagina burns with latex condoms.

I am never into anything spontaneous, I don't like surprises. Surprises doesn't make me feel safe. So people into spontaneous things aren't for me. Even when I was in a 24/7 D/S relationship. The protocol and the way we do things created a routine. I always wash my dom before servicing him or any planned scenings.

And come to think of it, when it comes to sexual things. It's not variation that excites me. It's sticking to the things that I enjoy and keeping within those things repeatedly and predictably that gives me the best time.

Usually unpredicted things often does not end up well, because I am very specific about everything.

< Message edited by Greta75 -- 6/9/2017 12:10:53 PM >

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 12:09:29 PM   
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My personal hygiene is exemplary - I always walk naked through a car wash before a date.


Bloody hell, I think I'd pay your car wash fee just to watch that too

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 12:27:05 PM   
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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 12:29:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well that cock goes in my mouth on a regular basis, so I really don't see the problem.

Come to think of it, his pee goes in my mouth too.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 1:17:26 PM   
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Well that cock goes in my mouth on a regular basis, so I really don't see the problem.

Come to think of it, his pee goes in my mouth too.



My Master's cock is like the fountain of youth. ;)

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 1:43:27 PM   
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I stand in the lavypan and flush it myself



But have you ever ended up in the ministry of magic?

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 1:59:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins


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ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire

I stand in the lavypan and flush it myself



But have you ever ended up in the ministry of magic?

Needles

Maybe a cock is the port key?😀 Check them all now!!!

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 2:16:04 PM   
needlesandpins


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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins


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ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire

I stand in the lavypan and flush it myself



But have you ever ended up in the ministry of magic?

Needles

Maybe a cock is the port key?😀 Check them all now!!!


Ooooooo

Needles

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 3:11:35 PM   
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