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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/12/2017 10:17:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		Weaveworld is the one I read back-to-back, and I agree, it would be an amazing adaptation

Your latter three are also on my shelves as top likes of his

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/12/2017 10:21:14 AM   
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I just got another copy because the old one had been read too many times. My youngest is now reading it. And has asked for more books.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/12/2017 10:34:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		I found a copy of the first edition of Weaveworld in a charity shop the other month. (Not sadly that valuable, as it huge print run: it was pushed and marketed as the book to break Barker into the big time, and it did.) Didn't know they were filming it, though. Hopefully the flick'll be more Hellraiser or Cabal and less Lord Of Illusions of Rawhead Rex.

How old's your youngest, Lucy? Barker's two out and out horror novels might be a bit offputting if they're drawn to mashup of CS Lewis and David Lindsay in Weaveworld. (Mind you, that cuts both ways: I've met people who love him as a horror writer but can't suffer the fantasy stuff...)

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/12/2017 10:38:35 AM   
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there isnt a single woman on here with the amount of posts on here bitching about men, not one.


In reference to that, I think I should be the first!

My biggest complaint is, why do you guys not wash your hands with soap after holding your cock to pee?

Those hands touch me later! Ew!




The only way to be certain that a cock is clean is to set it on fire.

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I have a very funny story about just that! Never trust a nervous urologist!



You have piqued my curiosity. Do spill the beans!

It will suffice to say I have experienced it first hand and It's an event that gets your attention. Your sole focus is to put it out as quickly as possible.

Dry powder fire extinguisher rather than caustic foam, I take it?

The closest thing at hand was a stack of surgical pads. I smothered it. The urologists gloves were melting on his fingers and he was involved in his own little episode of panic. I felt mine was more pressing.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/12/2017 10:43:49 AM   
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there isnt a single woman on here with the amount of posts on here bitching about men, not one.


In reference to that, I think I should be the first!

My biggest complaint is, why do you guys not wash your hands with soap after holding your cock to pee?

Those hands touch me later! Ew!




The only way to be certain that a cock is clean is to set it on fire.

:D




I have a very funny story about just that! Never trust a nervous urologist!



You have piqued my curiosity. Do spill the beans!

It will suffice to say I have experienced it first hand and It's an event that gets your attention. Your sole focus is to put it out as quickly as possible.

Dry powder fire extinguisher rather than caustic foam, I take it?

The closest thing at hand was a stack of surgical pads. I smothered it. The urologists gloves were melting on his fingers and he was involved in his own little episode of panic. I felt mine was more pressing.

Very understandable.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/12/2017 3:50:39 PM   
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Ouch.

Fascinating pic. Thank you, I think.

That must have taken a lot of skill - I remain intrigued but distinctly apprehensive.




I did one practice session with her before the demo so I've only actually pierced two scalps but I had been involved with the piercing scene for several years as both Top and pin cushion myself. I got to pierce a virgin, then did a back corset piercing (2 of 12) followed by the scalp piercing.

This might come as a surprise but it's actually not that easy to get folks to allow subdermal intrusion so I was blessed to have three in one night. Among the crowd I've met, most bottoms prefer thud over sting and masochists tend to think that piercing is on the wimpy side of sting play. Nettles are much worse in my opinion and abrasion play is a horror. No one much squicks at that though!

Good times. IIRC, that night and the pictures from it were what attracted the attention of the folks in England wanting to meet Michael whom everyone assumed was the artist to do the documentary on 'peculiar sexual behaviors' I think is the term they used. They did avoid the use of the word pervert. Nigel something..can't remember. Great accent.



I love documentaries that actually concentrate on the people and the skills rather than just saying "look at all the perversion we have found". It allows you to be more properly nosey than you can be at an event where you want to give people the space to enjoy their play.

Anyway I'm not big on sub competitiveness where sometimes it's all about the flashiest, the biggest and the most extreme.

Needle play is one of those areas where you can be quietly made to feel the fear and do it anyway. For me the mental struggle is a large part of being a sub. That is why needle play always intrigues me - it is so intimate, yet potentially so intense. Submitting to needle play with a skilled practitioner is always about that mental struggle because intellectually you know that it's fairly safe, but controlling the fight reflex can be both scary and fulfilling.

I know it's been a bit of a departure from the OP but thanks for sharing.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/12/2017 5:13:28 PM   
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there isnt a single woman on here with the amount of posts on here bitching about men, not one.


In reference to that, I think I should be the first!

My biggest complaint is, why do you guys not wash your hands with soap after holding your cock to pee?

Those hands touch me later! Ew!



I wash my hands and dry off my dick, wiping it instead of shaking the last few drops of piss all over the place. I mean, even if you got good skills, can aim and fling, you still chance a renegade droplet escaping on the back stroke and getting on you or your clothes.

What kind of uncouth guys have you been hanging out with?

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/12/2017 7:01:23 PM   
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there isnt a single woman on here with the amount of posts on here bitching about men, not one.


In reference to that, I think I should be the first!

My biggest complaint is, why do you guys not wash your hands with soap after holding your cock to pee?

Those hands touch me later! Ew!




The only way to be certain that a cock is clean is to set it on fire.

:D




I have a very funny story about just that! Never trust a nervous urologist!



You have piqued my curiosity. Do spill the beans!

It will suffice to say I have experienced it first hand and It's an event that gets your attention. Your sole focus is to put it out as quickly as possible.

Dry powder fire extinguisher rather than caustic foam, I take it?

The closest thing at hand was a stack of surgical pads. I smothered it. The urologists gloves were melting on his fingers and he was involved in his own little episode of panic. I felt mine was more pressing.


I believe the airlines state that you should put your own mask on before you help the person next to you. This situation is no different.

Besides, no fingerprints isn't so bad so if the urologist decides to turn to a life of crime, he's halfway there.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/13/2017 1:11:31 AM   
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Besides, no fingerprints isn't so bad so if the urologist decides to turn to a life of crime, he's halfway there.


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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/13/2017 7:14:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		I had that nixon jammed up my willy and that was an experience 12 years ago. Now when you look at it and your pee hole you are thinking that aint gonna fit, and surely they will knock me out or give me something before they make it fit....Nah. Actually I mentioned it on a blog on IC way back then for those of you who remember that not bad place let me see if i still have it...think my typing hasnt improved ;)

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The following have a neat check against em, just use your mortal imaginations or fek off to the pub if u prefer: Nightshades
Castle Turret
Gargantuan four-poster bed
Spinach (well tech its green and tastes like rotten tree leaves and I dumped it on some loonies plate)
Anal probe
X-ray of my own pelvic region pwwwooooaaaaar
Aging a year in a mere day
Choc cake
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The following do not have a neat check against em:
Writey story telling slave type (applicants apply herewith with nude, rubber, boot, shiny pictures)
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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/13/2017 9:36:22 AM   
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I had that nixon jammed up my willy and that was an experience 12 years ago.

Nixon's been dead a lot longer than that, mate. What aren't you telling us?

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/14/2017 11:02:54 AM   
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I had that nixon jammed up my willy and that was an experience 12 years ago.

Nixon's been dead a lot longer than that, mate. What aren't you telling us?

Apparently he names his sounds​. I suspect he named the rigid hard core one "Nixon" after a Republican. Probably what added to the "experience." "Tricky Dick!"

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/14/2017 1:39:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Nixon Camera - you got that right? And it fuking smarted whoremods

It would appear I have only read one Clive Barker book called Cabal - who knew. I remember that one being a good read but cant remember shag all about it (nothing)

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/14/2017 2:12:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		I find it really funny that a thread complaining about men has evolved/devolved into a discussion about books - some of my favouritest things.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/15/2017 3:35:03 AM   
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there isnt a single woman on here with the amount of posts on here bitching about men, not one.


In reference to that, I think I should be the first!

My biggest complaint is, why do you guys not wash your hands with soap after holding your cock to pee?

Those hands touch me later! Ew!




I wash my hands after going for a pee but I much prefer a naked woman to hold my cock when I pee and then to clean it afterwards then it goes inside her mouth or pussy.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/15/2017 4:28:39 AM   
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Nixon Camera - you got that right? And it fuking smarted whoremods

It would appear I have only read one Clive Barker book called Cabal - who knew. I remember that one being a good read but cant remember shag all about it (nothing)

The film version was called Nightbreed, if you saw that one.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/15/2017 5:08:55 AM   
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I found a copy of the first edition of Weaveworld in a charity shop the other month. (Not sadly that valuable, as it huge print run: it was pushed and marketed as the book to break Barker into the big time, and it did.) Didn't know they were filming it, though. Hopefully the flick'll be more Hellraiser or Cabal and less Lord Of Illusions of Rawhead Rex.

How old's your youngest, Lucy? Barker's two out and out horror novels might be a bit offputting if they're drawn to mashup of CS Lewis and David Lindsay in Weaveworld. (Mind you, that cuts both ways: I've met people who love him as a horror writer but can't suffer the fantasy stuff...)


From what I can figure, CW are making it into a series, which means it could be freakin awesome, but the book affected me ....the magic of the carpet and the world within it....ha.
I had a firiend called Rawhead Rex:) long time ago now tho.
I liked nightbreed but again, too convoluted for a film..in my humble opinion.

Oh my youngest isnt a baby anymore, hes 26:) But he grew up with my books, but weaveworld got lost in a move, I think he has read all the big versions, I know he has bought more of the books of blood, and he isnt into graphic novels per se,
He also picked up my love for Michael Slade books, Preston and Child, He liked James Rollins, so Ive read more than a few of those.
He bought me Erik Larsens book for mothers day, about the Chicago Exhibition in the late 1890s along with the story of HH Holmes.
I got him started on GOT, the books first then the seasons.


Sorry to distract from the actual topic,

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/15/2017 5:16:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		Is "Michael Slade" the group of psychiatrists who published a bunch of hunt for a mad serial killer books before Thomas Harris came out with Red Dragon?

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/15/2017 5:23:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		Their books make "red dragon" look like "see spot run"
And I loved the hannibal series.
Red Dragon came out in 81

Michael Slade is the pen name of Canadian novelist Jay Clarke, a lawyer who has participated in more than 100 criminal cases and who specializes in criminal insanity, and several additional authors.
the first book came out in 84

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/15/2017 5:26:41 AM   
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