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ExiledTyrant -> RE: Are Slaves Allowed Entertainment (6/23/2017 3:10:55 PM)
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***Cracks muh knuckles***
If, for a limited time only, you could buy a ticket for the Titanic, would you?
99.99% of the people would say fuck no. 00.01% would say, Hell Yeah!!! I've often had cuckhold laden docent fantasies of my Mistress tossing me off the make shift raft so I could freeze/drown in the Atlantic with a smile on my face knowing her fat ass would be rescued soon.
Most people, although I should say some (considering the vast number of M/s yuppies that invade places such as this), are NOT interested in investing in a relationship that is destined to fail. Regardless of the side of the "/" you are on, M side or s side, you are all Master's of your destiny. You are in total control of the choices you make and forfeit all rights to bitch about the bad ones. That said...
Column A
All the shit I need in a relationship
Column B
All the shit I want in a relationship
Column C
All the whimsical shit I'd like to indulge
-=: TRANSLATION :=-
Column A: Every item in this column must be met or you do not qualify to be in a relationship with me.
Column B: Every item in this column should be met, periodically at least, or you do not qualify to be in a relationship with me.
Column C: Holy shit, you're such a fucking freak!!!!! I think I love you because you're one sick fuck that just gets me and didn't run away screaming when I told you this shit that we, will most likely, never indulge but may talk about a lot.
-=: EXAMPLE 1 :=-
My Column A: Needs to pull your hair.
Her Column B: Wants her hair pulled, but it's not crucial.
-=: Synergy Effect :=-
My NEED to pull her hair feeds her WANT of it to be pulled. Her WANT of her hair pulled feeds my NEED to pull hair.
-=: Example B :=-
My Column B: I want netflix and chill.
Her Column A: Needs to be objectified.
My Column C: Whimsical ideas of human footstools.
-=: Synergy Effect :=-
My WANT to watch netflix and chill while whimsically using her for a footstool feeds her NEED for objectification.
-=: Example iii :=-
My Column A: I like my coffee like I like my women... without another guys dick in it.
Her Column A: Needs a cuckhold and raging bull with a 12" dick and dozen roses... and a pick up truck, hubba hubba hey.
-=: Chaos Effect :=-
She's elegantly tied to the dinner table, delicate irish crochet doilies cover her perfect pink erect nipples. You've donned your finest dinner jacket, charged the spoon shaped vibrator, polished the fork shaped clitter getter and plugged in the electric dildo knife... the candles are lit, the wine is poured and you sit down to enjoy a magnificent evening of chamber music, fine wine, wet pussy and forced orgasms until the paramedics must be called. Half way through your meal she asks if this delicious pussy tastes of a hint of pineapple.
Pausing, pondering, your reply, "Why yes, it does."
She says, "I wasn't sure if you would still taste the pineapple mixed with quim."
Curiously you ask, "Have you been douching with pineapple juice?"
She says, "no, I've had the pool boy drinking it for weeks to make his cum taste sweeter. He got carried away this morning and gave me a cream pie."
And, lastly, the judge says you will be eligible for parol in 56 years.
No one should ever want to enter a relationship that is going to implode or explode. It is very easy to get caught up in a fantasy and stick with it until the relationship becomes so toxic you are no longer good for each other and so damaged you are not good for anyone else.
Understand your columns, A B & C, put those bitches out there so anyone remotely interested in knowing you can look at those columns and say "Fuck that" or "HOLY SHIT I found my perfect freak.
It is not a question of "entertainment" it is all questions... from where do we, as a couple (yep, M/s is still coupling), keep the salt shaker, all the way to whose ass does the dildo go in and all the big questions, silly questions, little questions in between.
Jus sayin
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