I was always told that honey attracts more bees than vinegar, but the problem is that I don't want bees. They sometimes sting you for no damned reason and they tend to make that buzzing noise that's just so annoying despite whatever mood you're in.
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.