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CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! - 11/1/2006 7:26:32 AM

TreSwank

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Guitarist seeks CT misanthopes/musicians to start a noisy, scatologically-minded rock band with no socially redeeming value and nary a shot at any sort of commercial success. Songs will be comprised mostly of indecipherable, screamed profanities, vulgar anecdotes, and idiotic stream of consciousness jibber-jabber. Lots of power chords, palm-muting, feedback, etc.

Potential bandmates must be willing to get booed of off stage and be hated by other local bands, Inveterate negativity is a plus!!! Must also be able to use instruments as weapons if attacked by an audience of angry, white twenty-somethings.

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RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! - 11/1/2006 7:59:51 AM

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Will you sing about tits?

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RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! - 11/1/2006 8:01:03 AM

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And anal loving?

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RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! - 11/1/2006 8:09:10 AM

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aint there already a cowboy song called anal loving?

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RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! - 11/1/2006 8:22:31 AM

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My brain would explode right there and then if a country song ever played on MY radio.

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RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! - 11/1/2006 9:50:51 AM

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I've wanted to put my creative and avant garde musical genius to the grindstone for a while now.........and I'm just bored enough with the bar scene to start a new endeavor.

I've already penned some "top twenty gold" (the musical equivalent of pig defecation) about the movie "Bloody Harlan", and a short little tune about domestic violence, and was thinking pretty seriously about a cover of After the Fire's "Der Kommissar."

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RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! - 11/1/2006 1:23:36 PM

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And what would you call your band?

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RE: CT MUSICIANS: READ THIS!!!!!!! - 11/2/2006 6:22:54 AM

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