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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 8:08:16 AM   
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Need some fun today girls, it is only Tuesday, ex is being a total tool and I tripped over a kitten in the middle of the night to go pee and seriously my pinky toe looks like a vienna sausage now, ow frigging ow.


  Sound familiar, hollygonotsolightly?





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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 8:12:22 AM   
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dinner is a sore spot with me today...

I made a huge turkey dinner yesterday with all the fixins'. I fixed the LoudOne a plate, he looked at it and said "Hot dog, Mommy...pweeeeeze?"

So i make him a hot dog.

I spent about two hours cleaning up the kitchen (i am a slob of a cook)...putting all the leftovers in airtight containers...burping each one.

Before bed the LoudOne wanted his snack so i gave him a few vanilla wafers. He pushed them away and said "Turkey, pweeeeeze?"



And THIS is why I have cats!!!!!!

Talking to rain right now...she sends lots of hugs and kisses to all......she's getting the invites ready to send out.....I already RSVP'd online.......WOO_HOO!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 8:13:55 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 8:15:41 AM   
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poooor popsicle


And such a lovely popsicle he has  *grins*  or is the meatscicle?


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 8:27:10 AM   
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oh har de har


HOW many times do I gotta tell you???  It's HAR DE HAR HA!!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 8:33:52 AM   
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an FYI...

driving several miles without turning off the emergency brake causes a rather unpleasant odor....koff



well, DUHHHH!  How could you not see the brake was set...they don't call 'em idiot lights for nuthin' ya know!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 8:34:54 AM   
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they don't call 'em idiot lights for nuthin' ya know!!!!



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 8:41:52 AM   
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Spoken like a TWUE idiot!

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they don't call 'em idiot lights for nuthin' ya know!!!!




HEY!!  I know what all the red lights on the dashboard are for...and that when one lights up, it usually means STOP THE CAR AND LOOK!!!!!!  ((P)) means the parking brake is set...so there!!!!!  

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 8:49:55 AM   
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Oh potty dahing, replied back.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 8:54:17 AM   
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Spoken like a TWUE idiot!

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they don't call 'em idiot lights for nuthin' ya know!!!!




HEY!!  I know what all the red lights on the dashboard are for...and that when one lights up, it usually means STOP THE CAR AND LOOK!!!!!!  ((P)) means the parking brake is set...so there!!!!!  



STOP THE CAR AND LOOK!!!!  oh, sweet S2S that would get me nowhere. As far as cars...i know where the key goes and i know, when the car makes a funny noise, it is time to crank up the radio. Oh...i also know where the radio crank is located.

And my dash board does not have a ((P)) when the emengency brake in on...so there!!!

*Actually the dash light reads "EMERGENCY BRAKE ON"...but that is not info anyone needs to know*




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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 8:55:32 AM   
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oh har de har


HOW many times do I gotta tell you???  It's HAR DE HAR HA!!!!!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 8:56:50 AM   
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*snickers*

holly, maybe we better walk so he can make it on that puttputt of his?




barefoot...through gravel if that is the case


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 9:04:27 AM   
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HEY!!  I know what all the red lights on the dashboard are for...and that when one lights up, it usually means STOP THE CAR AND LOOK!!!!!!  ((P)) means the parking brake is set...so there!!!!!  

STOP THE CAR AND LOOK!!!!  oh, sweet S2S that would get me nowhere. As far as cars...i know where the key goes and i know, when the car makes a funny noise, it is time to crank up the radio. Oh...i also know where the radio crank is located.


Silly, silly Holly....You forgot the most important part.......when someone asks You how long it's been happening the answer is always, "it just started....right now...even if it's been going on for a year and a half and you've already told them about it 72 times.....
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 9:21:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		LOL...i did that! Jim got into the car...turned down the radio and asked how long the brakes were squeeking. I told him it just started (actually i had no bloomin' clue...radio was too loud). The brakes were through the pads and down to the thingies that cost a small fortune to replace.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 9:25:49 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 9:28:04 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 9:29:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ya know holly, you're not making us wimmen-types look good.  I did my part yesterday... my kitchen faucet was leaking HOT water, and when I talked to the plumber, I said, "I can't get the valves under the sink turned off completely, so I can't disassemble the faucet and replace the cartridge, it's a single-lever Moen"... he says, "do you want to come work for me? No woman can ever tell me more than 'there's water coming out when it shouldn't' ".

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 9:33:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		The paralegal is drawing up the paperwork for the restraining order, I have to go to her office at 9:30 tomorrow morning and sign them, then she will take them to the judge immediately after (good timing on my part because Wednesday is the day she files all her cases). If the judge is not real busy I will have a "yea" or "nay" to proceed tomorrow otherwise it will be Thursday; if "yea" then I have five days to serve him and we should have a court date next week.  If "nay" then he will never know that I filed.  We're asking for no contact until the hearing... I'm betting he can't go more than three days without calling and violating the order.

He's always said that it's his daughter and he has the right to see her whenever he wants; I've had to explain more than once that this is not the case, that the judge tells him what rights he has and has not, and that his visitation rights are spelled out in the court order.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 9:34:39 AM   
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Ya know holly, you're not making us wimmen-types look good.  I did my part yesterday... my kitchen faucet was leaking HOT water, and when I talked to the plumber, I said, "I can't get the valves under the sink turned off completely, so I can't disassemble the faucet and replace the cartridge, it's a single-lever Moen"... he says, "do you want to come work for me? No woman can ever tell me more than 'there's water coming out when it shouldn't' ".

Cali



cars and plumbing i have issues with. Now wiring? I rewired the whole house...


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 9:36:31 AM   
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The paralegal is drawing up the paperwork for the restraining order, I have to go to her office at 9:30 tomorrow morning and sign them, then she will take them to the judge immediately after (good timing on my part because Wednesday is the day she files all her cases). If the judge is not real busy I will have a "yea" or "nay" to proceed tomorrow otherwise it will be Thursday; if "yea" then I have five days to serve him and we should have a court date next week.  If "nay" then he will never know that I filed.  We're asking for no contact until the hearing... I'm betting he can't go more than three days without calling and violating the order.

He's always said that it's his daughter and he has the right to see her whenever he wants; I've had to explain more than once that this is not the case, that the judge tells him what rights he has and has not, and that his visitation rights are spelled out in the court order.

Cali




how sad for your daughter...and you.
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