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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 9:38:26 AM   
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Ya know holly, you're not making us wimmen-types look good.  I did my part yesterday... my kitchen faucet was leaking HOT water, and when I talked to the plumber, I said, "I can't get the valves under the sink turned off completely, so I can't disassemble the faucet and replace the cartridge, it's a single-lever Moen"... he says, "do you want to come work for me? No woman can ever tell me more than 'there's water coming out when it shouldn't' ".

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cars and plumbing i have issues with. Now wiring? I rewired the whole house...



Which explains why your STOVE CAUGHT FIRE!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 9:40:18 AM   
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Spoken like a TWUE idiot!
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they don't call 'em idiot lights for nuthin' ya know!!!!


HEY!!  I know what all the red lights on the dashboard are for...and that when one lights up, it usually means STOP THE CAR AND LOOK!!!!!!  ((P)) means the parking brake is set...so there!!!!!  

STOP THE CAR AND LOOK!!!!  oh, sweet S2S that would get me nowhere. As far as cars...i know where the key goes and i know, when the car makes a funny noise, it is time to crank up the radio. Oh...i also know where the radio crank is located.
And my dash board does not have a ((P)) when the emengency brake in on...so there!!!
*Actually the dash light reads "EMERGENCY BRAKE ON"...but that is not info anyone needs to know*


OK, I just scared all three cats roaring at that one...fortunately, I wasn't drinking anything, or it'd be a mess!

<------Will admit to doing the old "radio repair" option once or twice........but I also know that when brakes squeak, it's ussually cuz the pads and shoes are gone, and rubbing metal to metal on the rotor ain't good for the wheels OR the bank book!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 9:41:46 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 10:01:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		I cannot believe the conversation I just had!  I thought that it was WELL known that you must take your anti-deppresants EVERY day. 

Jeez-US!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 10:03:51 AM   
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I cannot believe the conversation I just had!  I thought that it was WELL known that you must take your anti-deppresants EVERY day. 

Jeez-US!!!!


But Aylee...i thought we had a GOOD conversation!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 10:04:54 AM   
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Ya know holly, you're not making us wimmen-types look good.  I did my part yesterday... my kitchen faucet was leaking HOT water, and when I talked to the plumber, I said, "I can't get the valves under the sink turned off completely, so I can't disassemble the faucet and replace the cartridge, it's a single-lever Moen"... he says, "do you want to come work for me? No woman can ever tell me more than 'there's water coming out when it shouldn't' ".

Cali



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Which explains why your STOVE CAUGHT FIRE!


it was the oven...
i did not wire the oven...
*heifer*


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 10:16:01 AM   
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I cannot believe the conversation I just had!  I thought that it was WELL known that you must take your anti-deppresants EVERY day. 

Jeez-US!!!!


But Aylee...i thought we had a GOOD conversation!



Ummmm. . . do I need to tell you to take meds everyday as well?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 10:22:22 AM   
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The paralegal is drawing up the paperwork for the restraining order, I have to go to her office at 9:30 tomorrow morning and sign them, then she will take them to the judge immediately after (good timing on my part because Wednesday is the day she files all her cases). If the judge is not real busy I will have a "yea" or "nay" to proceed tomorrow otherwise it will be Thursday; if "yea" then I have five days to serve him and we should have a court date next week.  If "nay" then he will never know that I filed.  We're asking for no contact until the hearing... I'm betting he can't go more than three days without calling and violating the order.

He's always said that it's his daughter and he has the right to see her whenever he wants; I've had to explain more than once that this is not the case, that the judge tells him what rights he has and has not, and that his visitation rights are spelled out in the court order.

Cali




Wishing ya all the best tomorrow Cali, HUGZZZZZZZ


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 10:45:19 AM   
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it was the oven...
i did not wire the oven...
*heifer*


If YOU rewired your house, I just KNOW that you were at fault! You crossed a wire SOMEWHERE............yup, that's what I'm betting!

All units, all units within the listening area, be aware that the Clumsy farm slut is on the loose today. Have all cots/body bags available............**to pick up the pieces**!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 10:50:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		i wired the kitchen at least ten years ago. The stove was almost 60 years old (not quite your age...close tho) and the safety features that are in ovens now were not thought of 60 yrs ago. There was a short that caught the ENTIRE FUCKING THANKSGIVING DINNER ON FIRE...including all the stuff i had warming on the top of the stove.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 10:54:03 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 10:55:49 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 10:57:34 AM   
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come closer and ask that..Tight-ass


^^^^Typo fixed.  You're welcome.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 11:11:32 AM   
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come closer and ask that..Tight-wad


^^^^Typo fixed.  You're welcome.


same to ya


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 11:14:04 AM   
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come closer and ask that..Tight-everything because you're a Virgin wholesome & pure. 


^^^^Typo fixed.  You're welcome.


same to ya



Ditto

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 11:16:39 AM   
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come closer and ask that..Tight-everything because you're a Virgin wholesome & pure. 


^^^^Typo fixed.  You're welcome.


same to ya



Ditto

no problem


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 11:22:09 AM   
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come closer and ask that..Tight-everything because you're a Virgin wholesome & pure. 


^^^^Typo fixed.  You're welcome.


same to ya



Ditto

no problem



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 11:30:20 AM   
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Ya know holly, you're not making us wimmen-types look good.  I did my part yesterday... my kitchen faucet was leaking HOT water, and when I talked to the plumber, I said, "I can't get the valves under the sink turned off completely, so I can't disassemble the faucet and replace the cartridge, it's a single-lever Moen"... he says, "do you want to come work for me? No woman can ever tell me more than 'there's water coming out when it shouldn't' ".

Cali



cars and plumbing i have issues with. Now wiring? I rewired the whole house...



And once you learn the following:
The light switch in the living room turns on the kitchen sink disposal
The lamp switch in the bedroom turns on the T. V. in the living room
The power switch for the stereo turns on the dishwasher
The outdoor light switch turns on the washing machine
Etc....Etc...Etc..

Everything is good, eh holly?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 11:32:03 AM   
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*i don't have a dishwasher*


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 9/9/2008 11:37:32 AM   
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WRONG...

*i don't have a dishwasher*



Ahhhhhhhhhh...so that would be the BLENDER running, not the dishwasher.  They sound so similar, yanno?

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