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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 8:20:11 PM   
girlygurl


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Kali,
I so wish you lived here. I'm going to join one of the local gyms cause they have a pool. I've got to get in some kind of shape to prepare for our vacation in Sept. Yep, it will take me that long to get in somewhat decent shape.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 8:24:58 PM   
LeMis


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Status: offline 		I hate it when I see friends (yes you, you and you over there too) having troubled times...  

I hate it when my lower back hurts... (currently using heating pad, lumbar back support belt, etc.. etc...)  


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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 8:34:08 PM   
lronitulstahp


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Status: offline 		*massages Lemis's back with my Hitachi, and does some deep tissue with tiger balm *
i hate it when i miss Him sooo much........

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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 8:35:10 PM   
stella41b


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Status: offline 		I hate not being able to figure men out.

Coming back from the night store, I'm walking up my street when a minicab driver of African appearance flags me down.

Him: 'You want taxi?'
Me: 'No'
Him: 'You want cheap taxi?'
Me: 'No.'
Him: 'You want make sex?'
Me: 'What?'
Him: 'You want suck cock?'
Me; 'Okay.. '
Pause.
Me: 'You get your pants down. I'll just take my dentures out. Give you a gummy job, okay?'
I stick my thumb in my mouth.
Him: 'What?'
I tajke my thumb out of my mouth.
Me: 'A gummy job. No teeth. Okay?'
I think I just managed to catch sight of his teeth in the darkness as the car sped off.

Sorted, eh?


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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 8:40:12 PM   
Vendaval


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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 9:06:32 PM   
LeMis


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

*massages Lemis's back with my Hitachi, and does some deep tissue with tiger balm *
i hate it when i miss Him sooo much........


pssst...
I love ya Tulip!  

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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 9:26:52 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		I hate it when I have a cold, and no voice (but I love it that it gives me a pathetic excuse for not calling Tulip and telling her about my dance card).

I hate it that I had to cancel date #3 tonight with someone that has potential, because I just feel too crummy.  And he is a bit immunocompromised at the moment, so I cannot share my germs.


Cali

Edited to clarify:  I wasn't looking for a pathetic excuse to NOT call Tulip... my dance card has kept me so busy that I haven't had a chance, and now I can blame it on the laryngitis... yeah, that's it.

< Message edited by CalifChick -- 3/28/2009 9:28:17 PM >

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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 9:49:56 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Oh, laryngitis is terrible.  I am just getting over it after 2 weeks.  Take good care of your bad self.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 9:53:23 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		i hate it when Girly talks negatively about herself.......There is no way in hell it could take You that long to get in shape................i should know......i've perved Ya enough...

Kali
Who's becoming more and more convinced that she will soon be one of those people who have to be air lifted to leave the house..........................


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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 9:56:54 PM   
Daddysredhead


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*wrong thread*
 
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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 10:03:58 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kalista07

Kali
Who's becoming more and more convinced that she will soon be one of those people who have to be air lifted to leave the house..........................


You keep this up and I will personally come out there and beat you and revive you and then beat you some more...  and not in that warm, fuzzy way that I know your little perverted heart loves. 

Ya dig?    *taps foot, arms crossed, hip sticking out*

Signed,
LoveableRedWhoWillGoGanstaOnYoAss

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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 10:06:34 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

dance card


Ok... lemme see...

Dance Card is full =         


Gotcha  

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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/28/2009 10:22:06 PM   
thornhappy


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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/29/2009 5:29:33 AM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		I hate waking up in the morning with my neck from hell as hard as a steel block and a headache from hell.
Graps the tylenol, heat and relaxer....
Ugh its gonna be a long day.
If doesnt help that its the left side this time, the muscle damage in on the right.
If it doesnt cut loose soon I think I gonna get plier, dig in and pull em loose myself.


Someone just shoot me till its over.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/29/2009 6:39:43 AM   
BlackPhx


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Status: offline 		Stella you RAWK!!!! Mark down another adoring fan in your corner

Makes note, have BP beat Buttah until her neck loosens up.

I hate that something has gone off with my meds, because just raising my arms washes me with a wave of exhaustion and my hands are shaking like mad.

poenkitten Knowing how Kali feels...flipping never ending stream of ailments.. WHO HID THE EXPIRY DATE WHERE I CAN"T SEE IT!!



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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/29/2009 6:57:43 AM   
lronitulstahp


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Status: offline 		Dance the Horizontal Mambo my friend!!!!! Now,  as far as the laryngitis is concerned....i thought we discussed spraying with Chloroseptic before any vigorous erm..."activities" involving one's throat.  Don't make me pull a switch off the tree!!!!!

*shakes the tree, and out falls Red, and poen...dangit, now i got two switches, and one of em's leaking Kleenex outta her brassiere*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/29/2009 9:24:22 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Okay, Cali had three dates in one night??   This does not compute, unless one of the dates really sucked-in-a-bad-way and you cut it short...

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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/29/2009 9:57:09 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		No, it was supposed to be the third date with that guy.  And not in the cliche "third date" way either, LMAO!

Although I did have 3 dates lined up for Thursday... lunch, afternoon coffee, and dinner/themunch.  I need a social secretary, I tell ya!


Cali


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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/29/2009 11:16:12 AM   
trappedinamuseum


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kalista07

Kali
Who's becoming more and more convinced that she will soon be one of those people who have to be air lifted to leave the house..........................


You keep this up and I will personally come out there and beat you and revive you and then beat you some more...  and not in that warm, fuzzy way that I know your little perverted heart loves. 

Ya dig?    *taps foot, arms crossed, hip sticking out*

Signed,
LoveableRedWhoWillGoGanstaOnYoAss


ditto.


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RE: I hate it when........ - 3/29/2009 11:54:19 AM   
wulfgarw


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Status: offline 		I H I W... Employers delibrately lie.

I H I W... I've gone through 5 employers this year, because each one lied, cheated, or just simply didn't want to pay what is owed to me.

I H I W... I feel so useless.

I H I W... Meeting people and yet feeling alone.


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