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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/8/2009 9:34:02 AM

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/8/2009 11:46:02 AM

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Friday, my boss said.."We have no more light duty work for you, we have to let you go".

All Weekend long, i made major life-changing plans and got everything in order to start my new life.

This morning, i came in saying my "goodbyes" and was informed that:
"...by 'let you go' we just meant you were going out on workman's comp leave, not laid off..."

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?????????

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/8/2009 2:27:06 PM

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Dayyyum Tulip...i would be pissed!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/9/2009 4:00:55 AM

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got this email this morning, almost made me laugh if i wasn't so tired from not being able to sleep all night.

"Madam i really need your help for me to relocate from here to any location reason why is because my master tried to cheat on me on my late father's inheritance amount of $50million USD so for that reason i want to leave my master so i can have my claim where the huge amount is lodge in a security company London U.K "

i've been offered 30%. i think i can get better elsewhere, lol!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/9/2009 8:06:52 AM

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/9/2009 4:17:37 PM

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Watching Dr. 90210 and hearing the doctor tell his patient that she's very sexy. WTF? This was the doc that was going to do a breast augmentation.

ETA: OK, he just kissed her on the cheek before the procedure. Kiss of death????

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/9/2009 4:32:45 PM

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When I was telling my mom I had to fill out papers for my psyche eval and one of the questions was about if I was sexually abused as a child. She said, "Well, I don't think that really affected you at all.".

It's good to know after all of these years her head still fits so nicely in the sand.

I still love her though.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/9/2009 8:20:04 PM

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Profile of a clueless sub with a ice cream cone on General. Her profile states that immediately after having sex with her dom, she expects to elope to Vegas and get married. And she plans to have sex with him on the first date. Then she wonders why nobody accepts her worshipful invites.

How clueless can a person be?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/9/2009 9:14:39 PM

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How clueless can a person be?

Ummm. . . clueless enough that they could not find a clue in a field full of horney clues even if they smeared themselves with clue-musk and did the clue mating dance at the height of the clue mating season while beating themselves with a the clue-by-four?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/9/2009 9:24:35 PM

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Yikes, just saw that profile. Said sub needs a clue by four, but I'm too tired to be nice about it tonight.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/10/2009 2:01:30 AM

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It's nice to know that that same OP really took some good advice given to her in her intro thread about taking her time blah blah blah to heart

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/10/2009 2:23:24 AM

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the email I just got from some fucktard telling me about what an awesome, perceptive dominant bloke he is, and what he expects from his subslut.

yeah, hello?

oh yeah.. and the followup emails from the waste of sperm (the one that said some crap about Jonnie would prefer him)... seems this oxygen thief is trying to pass off that he and Jonnie have had contact in the past.

yeah right.

and I'm the virgin mary,.,,,

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/10/2009 4:19:48 AM

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So, uh, Greedy? Does this mean you're off limits? So much for my sitting here hour after hour, day by day, week by week, month by month.... millenium after millenium lusting after you in silence. I'm devastated. What shall I evah do?

I shall relocate to Dublin, and stroll the streets in leather skirts and knee high boots! Watch out kevin...here comes your worst nightmare! I mean dream woman!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/10/2009 4:20:59 AM

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and I'm the virgin mary,.,,,

i KNEW it!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/10/2009 5:02:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

So, uh, Greedy? Does this mean you're off limits? So much for my sitting here hour after hour, day by day, week by week, month by month.... millenium after millenium lusting after you in silence. I'm devastated. What shall I evah do?

I shall relocate to Dublin, and stroll the streets in leather skirts and knee high boots! Watch out kevin...here comes your worst nightmare! I mean dream woman!

Peaches...you have reached TotalSmartAss status!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/10/2009 5:09:29 AM

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omg! *wipes away tears*

Holly, coming from you, that is the highest compliment one could ever hope to receive! I'm sooooooo honored!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/10/2009 5:11:29 AM

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and you are DAMN close to MEGA SmartAss status

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/10/2009 7:10:32 AM

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I shall relocate to Dublin, and stroll the streets in leather skirts and knee high boots! Watch out kevin...here comes your worst nightmare! I mean dream woman!

omg I KNEW it ..... and I suppose you just happen to be one of those damned awful supervisor type of Women (do you mind if I kiss you feet on our lunch break.... it won't ruin our working relationship will it?)

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/10/2009 7:18:24 AM

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When I was telling my mom I had to fill out papers for my psyche eval and one of the questions was about if I was sexually abused as a child. She said, "Well, I don't think that really affected you at all.".

It's good to know after all of these years her head still fits so nicely in the sand. I still love her though.

HEY!!!!!!!! Wait a minute, are we related, sleazy? Your mum sounds like mine. No, wait, your's actually acknowledges that it happened. Even when confronted with proof and an admission, my mom still denies anything happened. Says I made it all up. Now, if you ask about our childhood, she'd have you believe she was "June Cleaver" with a dash of Donna Reed, and not the town alcoholic slut that she really was.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 6/10/2009 7:19:55 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

I shall relocate to Dublin, and stroll the streets in leather skirts and knee high boots! Watch out kevin...here comes your worst nightmare! I mean dream woman!

omg I KNEW it ..... and I suppose you just happen to be one of those damned awful supervisor type of Women (do you mind if I kiss you feet on our lunch break.... it won't ruin our working relationship will it?)

Tosses water on Pure...

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