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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/8/2010 3:33:31 PM

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Yummmmmmmmmm..........how did you know my chocolate jar is empty?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/8/2010 4:36:12 PM

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quote:

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Just this: She's back

Who?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/8/2010 5:40:37 PM

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Dang it...All I get is the main page.

Maybe she got zapped in the buglight?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/8/2010 6:37:06 PM

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My eyes rolled last night while driving in the rain. Okay. . . most people know that there is this rule about having your headlights on when you have to use your wipers. Not only were about 40% of the cars on the road without lights, I watched a complete idiot (no lights) swerve insanely around another car on a two lane road with cars coming in the other lane. Now. . . it was fairly dark because of the clouds and my wipers were on fairly fast (sometimes, fast, fairly fast, rocket speed). What the hell was this person trying to do? It is not like any of the traffic was going to go faster and moving one car space ahead cannot really be said to gain you all that much.

Actually, on HWY 59 I see lots of stupid shit like this. It is enough to make you despondent about the human race.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/8/2010 7:21:24 PM

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The doctor telling me that I have to cut out ALL sodas, even diet ones. Does earl grey taste good with sweetners?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/8/2010 8:43:51 PM

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I rolled my eyes knowin g LaT's chocolate jar is empty....I mean how could she let that happen????? I am so disappointed lol

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/9/2010 3:54:03 AM

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The doctor telling me that I have to cut out ALL sodas, even diet ones. Does earl grey taste good with sweetners?

Earl Grey is great even without sweeteners!!! I love that stuff. Also, you might want to try some chai tea - it is wonderful and spicy. It's not necessary to give up flavor. And I love teas.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/9/2010 4:02:13 AM

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I had a chai tea that was chocolate cherry favor...excellent when lounging around on a spring afternoon when the chores are done.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/11/2010 7:35:37 AM

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clip from the profile of a domme....well that's what she calls herself. Personally, I don't understand why the men on this site aren't knocking each other down to get some of that.

"I CHALLENGE A REAL MALE DOM TO BREAK ME IF YOU DARE!!!!!!!REALTIME ONLY!!!! THE SUBS ON THIS SITE HAVE MORE GUTS TO EMAIL ME THEN THE MALE DOMS DO REALLY SAD LMAO!!!!!
ITS TO FUNNY I'M TOO DOMINATE AND STUBBORN FOR THE FAKE MALE DOMS ON THIS SITE THIER TO USE TO EASY DOORMAT EASY SLUT SUBS IS WHY, IM TO MUCH OF A CHALLENGE FOR THOSE MANWHORE PLAYERS!!! IF YOU THINK YOUR MAN ENOUGH TO TOP ME BRING IT ON SCARED LITTLE BOYS LMAO!!!!! AND HAVE A HANDSOME FACE AND COCK SIZE I WANT OR I WONT EVER SUBMIT TO A LITTLE DICK UGLY MAN LOL!!! YES IT MEANS IM ATTRACTED TO DOM MEN AND WOULD LIKE ONE AS MY ON GOING LOVER!!!!! AND BE LOCAL CAUSE I WANT REALTIME NO INTERNET BULLSHIT!!!!!"

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/11/2010 7:46:07 AM

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The doctor telling me that I have to cut out ALL sodas, even diet ones. Does earl grey taste good with sweetners?

ST, I make my own sodas...

A bit of crushed ice
5 parts soda water
1 part fruit juice.

Tastes like weak carbonated juice ('cause that's what it is). It's a diabetic-friendly soda replacement. Maybe it would work for you?

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/12/2010 6:05:03 PM

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someone addressing me as Phoenixriver

not to mention that he wants to me relocate to a country which is not one of the ones I am going to go to and further he ignored that polyamory is a hard limit in my life...didn't read more then first 3 lines as that already showed enough ignorance

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/12/2010 6:12:27 PM

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seeing the news report the poor kid getting shipped back to russia after a shithead from tennesee adopted him.......a 7 yr old getting off the airplane and back to the orphange.....
WTF???

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 4/14/2010 11:41:24 AM

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Posty McPosterson is on a manic swing and starting ridiculous, irrelevant threads with run-on sentences for subject lines again. I'm wondering how many there will be before the bipolar express completes this run and returns to the station for maintenance.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 5/2/2010 9:30:17 AM

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a guy offering to relocate me to Ghana

Right....Yep...I will leave the UK hopefully rather sooner then later...but Ghana??? wtf???

Not to mention that my profile states clearly that I am not looking at the moment!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 5/4/2010 7:14:52 AM

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I rolled my eyes, then called the police when someone knocked loudly on my door at 3 am, waking me up. By the time all was over, I didn't get back to sleep until nearly 5.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/6/2010 7:03:42 AM

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....when I logged in to CM and there was a very very handsome DominATE on my screen. Being the sweet lil bitch that I am, I emailed him and explained to him the difference between DominATE and DominANT and told him how ridiculous he appeared in the first word of his profile probably kept the good ones from reading any further.

Good deed for the day.......check!

LOL

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/6/2010 7:12:26 AM

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grrr.. that is SO one of my pet peeves, sophie!! ENGLISH 101 in KINDERGARTEN!! VERBS vs ADVERBS vs NOUNS etc....

What made my eyes roll today was the neighbor who insisted that my lawn needs mowing..while his lawn is fine, he needs to trim back the bushes (can not see the stop sign at the corner due to his overgrown bushes - I THINK they are supposed to be decorative bushes, but they are so overgrown, I can't tell).

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/6/2010 1:58:30 PM

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I think I may have to add simultaneous eye rolling and tongue biting as a hard limit for me. My eye rolling moment(s) are reading all the unsolicitated judgements in cmail regarding my profile. The biting the tongue part comes in as I struggle not to respond. ouchies!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 7/6/2010 3:43:04 PM

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A "colleague" who tried to explain to me that we are a team and therefore help each other.....*snort* she didn't quite think about that when she put me into trouble about peanuts some weeks ago

it was quite funny actually today, she was glad that she did something following which I can do my task...explained to me that I need to do xyz...so I reminded her that "I" know my job....so she said that it wasn't meant that way she only checked if she did her part on it.

So I said "well, if not, then I have less to do

"

So she said yes but then I end up in trouble....me saying "yes, but that would be your trouble and not mine"

Gosh, she almost lost her face when she heard me saying that

that was then when she thought she would need to tell me that we work as a team...so I told her "we are still individuales within a team

"

I am big on team work...not to give anyone the wrong impression...but not to someone who pissed on my leg before already

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