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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 10:12:20 AM

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Its all eye roll worthy!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 10:13:52 AM

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makes me wish i was the one who stayed in bed later today. hugs lushy!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 10:24:22 AM

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ARTIST: Tom Lehrer
TITLE: The Masochism Tango
Lyrics and Chords

[ Ebdim7 = ]

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear
You can raise welts like nobody else
As we dance to the masochism tango

/ Em - Am - / D7 - G - / B7 - Em - / B7 - Em - /

Let our love be a flame, not an ember
Say it's me that you want to dismember
Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie
As we dance to the masochism tango

/ " / " / B7 - Em Am / B7 - Em - /

At your command before you here I stand
My heart is in my hand - yecch
It's here that I must be
My heart entreats, just hear those savage beats
And go put on your cleats and come and trample me

/ Am D7 G / Em Am / Ebdim7 E E7 / Am D7 G / Em Am D7 G B7 /

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony
My soul is on fire, it's aflame with desire
Which is why I perspire when we tango

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love
I can feel the pain yet, love
Ev'ry time I hear drums
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love
With the thorns underneath, love
Sticking into your gums

/ C C7 / F - / B7 - / Em - / 1st, 2nd, 3rd / B7 - /

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash that you made with your lash
As we danced to the masochism tango

Bash in my brain and make me scream with pain
Then kick me once again and say we'll never part
I know too well I'm underneath your spell
So, Darling, if you smell something burning, it's my heart
Hic! Excuse me

Take your cigarette from its holder
And burn your initials in my shoulder
Fracture my spine and swear that you're mine
As we dance to the maso-chism tango

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 10:29:42 AM

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smiles love it

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 10:32:32 AM

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And now back to our locally scheduled program.....

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 10:34:55 AM

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What made my eyes roll today was this on the front page of the local daily newspaper -

A County Circuit Judge on Monday ordered a 42-year-old man to pay two $100 fines and complete community service, in the form of speaking engagements, for striking and killing a 70-year-old bicyclist. The driver pleaded guilty in August to speeding and failure to maintain control of his vehicle, both misdemeanors.

It seems a little light for killing someone????
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Oh, did i mention that the driver is a High School Football coach and "a very respected person in his community".

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 10:38:17 AM

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then NOW it makes sense ... figures.
but the good news is you can still take your sunday bath in the trought outside the court house in most ky towns.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 10:52:23 AM

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What made my eyes roll today was this on the front page of the local daily newspaper -

A County Circuit Judge on Monday ordered a 42-year-old man to pay two $100 fines and complete community service, in the form of speaking engagements, for striking and killing a 70-year-old bicyclist. The driver pleaded guilty in August to speeding and failure to maintain control of his vehicle, both misdemeanors.

It seems a little light for killing someone????

Yes very light, I would say either money was involved or a very prestiges family influnce..B

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Oh, did i mention that the driver is a High School Football coach and "a very respected person in his community".

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 11:04:25 AM

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ORIGINAL: fluffypet61

What made my eyes roll today was this on the front page of the local daily newspaper -

A County Circuit Judge on Monday ordered a 42-year-old man to pay two $100 fines and complete community service, in the form of speaking engagements, for striking and killing a 70-year-old bicyclist. The driver pleaded guilty in August to speeding and failure to maintain control of his vehicle, both misdemeanors.

It seems a little light for killing someone????

Oh, did i mention that the driver is a High School Football coach and "a very respected person in his community".

I do have to wonder what the whole story was. I know that around here, bicyclists to not always follow the rules of the road. It is possible that the car driver was not totally at fault.

Also. . . perhaps they knew that he would need as much money as possible for therapy.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 1:13:28 PM

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What has made your eyes roll today???

My ex Daddy telling me it's my fault he went back to his sexual addiction. Whatever!!!!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 1:15:18 PM

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Sidney!!!!! I just realized I never replied to your note so I'll say it here, "You go, Girl"!! Keep doing what you do!!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 1:25:46 PM

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Thanks VP.. Now if he can only keep being the dick he is.....that will only make it easier on me..

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 3:03:30 PM

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What made my eyes roll today is someone using a word and linking it to a dictionary. The word was hardly challenging!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 3:06:07 PM

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Many posts in this section today... dear gary.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 3:59:17 PM

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today was the worst day in my history of these forums.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 4:12:09 PM

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Oh I have had worse ones. But they also involved... well, nm.

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 4:14:52 PM

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What has made your eyes roll today?

Did you all know that insurance companies in 9 states PLUS Washington DC also claim domestic violence as a "pre-existing condition"?

That shit makes my eyes roll. It also makes me want to put heads on spikes!

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 4:15:12 PM

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today was the worst day in my history of these forums.

Brief hijack:

Tammy,
It is easy to care about the group of folks here but when it becomes emotionally distressing or when you get sucked into the various dramas, it is ok to disengage for awhile.
Find something enjoyable to do.
We will likely all be here when you come back.

Hijack over

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 4:19:38 PM

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What has made your eyes roll today?

Did you all know that insurance companies in 9 states PLUS Washington DC also claim domestic violence as a "pre-existing condition"?

That shit makes my eyes roll. It also makes me want to put heads on spikes!

I can see how they would consider it to be. An abusive relationship is generally always abusive, even when the abuser is hiding the fact he is abusive or not acting out right then. So I would say its been a pre-existing condition for as long as the relationship has been active.

so I'm really not sure how they could classify it..........

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 9/15/2009 4:21:36 PM

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What has made your eyes roll today?

Did you all know that insurance companies in 9 states PLUS Washington DC also claim domestic violence as a "pre-existing condition"?

That shit makes my eyes roll. It also makes me want to put heads on spikes!

I can see how they would consider it to be. An abusive relationship is generally always abusive, even when the abuser is hiding the fact he is abusive or not acting out right then. So I would say its been a pre-existing condition for as long as the relationship has been active.

so I'm really not sure how they could classify it..........

This puts ER doctors in a really hard place, do you put down that the person "fell" down the stairs or "tripped" over the curb so that the insurance company will pay or do you put down that you suspect abuse so that the police can investigate it. Such bullshit. I just hope that this does not apply to children too.

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