Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I hate it when I'm sitting in my room with Kali and DB, and He knocks over Kali's ice water, breaks the glass, then steps in the water and soaks His sock. But what I really hate is that, as I was cleaning up the mess with my back to Him, I hear Him complain about His soppy foot and sock, and say out loud, "You really shouldn't whine about a wet foot, you know. You only stepped in cold water, you could've stepped on the broken glass. Think of it as sensation play rather than the alternative knife or pain play." As I looked up, Kali had a look on her face. I said, "What?.... Oh no, is something bad about to happen to me?" Before I could turn around, He slapped me across the bootyious maximus quite soundly. I suppose that thought wasn't actually supposed to come out of my mouth. (I blame Kali.) *nods*
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