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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/1/2010 4:30:33 PM   
CreativeDominant


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I knew it, I just KNEW IT!!!!!!  Today it is about 70 and the sun has been out all day while I have been loading my car with the things to move in the hotel room.  Gorgeous day, getting things together an the cleaning done.  Turned on the news, and it is supposed to rain tomorrow...not just rain, but HEAVY rain!!!!!!!!!!!!  In the am hours.....of course!  Everyone at work just laughed when I told them it would rain on Tuesday cuz I was moving.....and it's going to be cold...can you believe that?  Damn Mother Nature....what a total biotch!  At least I have help getting my mattress up the stairs.  My supervisor, in fact.....my co workers are so great!  One let me carpool when Sunshine died....several of them take vacations together, they are just so great!  I've never had the good fortune to work with folks who are actually friendly, not just friendly to your face!

So, I spose I should take this thing apart and get it ready to go.......oh yeah......BTW...*big flourish/drumroll*....*ahem...mi-mi-mi-mi-mi*.......stand by for this important announcement.......note it is in everyone's favrit color!

I am here to announce that I am leaving the boards......
 
...OK, I tried to do that with a straight face.......just couldn't........yeah, for what it's worth, I'll be back when I get everything hooked back up in the new place! 

God, I needed a laugh today...thank you, sweet soul...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/1/2010 5:16:48 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/1/2010 7:20:44 PM   
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oh here's a good one:

Hubby:  i think the toilet is clogged.
Me:  Did you use the plunger? (said knowing damn well the kid probably flushed yet another roll of TP)
Hubby:  We have a plunger?
Me:  Basement.
******sounds of hubby rumbling in basement...finding the plunger****
Me: (listening to the most half-assed plunging job ever heard)
Hubby: The plunger didn't work. I think we need a snake.
Me: uhhh huh...
Hubby...Um...you DO know how to use a snake, right?





So, Holly, you DID tell him, "I am PREGGERS YOU DOOFUS!!!!!  That is YOUR job now!"

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/1/2010 7:33:18 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/1/2010 7:42:58 PM   
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Morning all!

It's a great day. The kidlet will be back in school after a two week break, one scheduled and one snow caused. I can't wait!
YAY for an empty house!!!

(and btw, MommyMeanie...YOU are going to be the talk of the locker room....."Yeah....she made us shovel the WHOLE thing!!")



Actually I'm the hero of the situation. Several kids were without power for days and moved in here. One had power but couldn't get home for over a day because his road was closed as over 100 trees were down.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/1/2010 8:04:55 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 2:27:53 AM   
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Jeff, has anyone told you that you are just plain evil?  First the ice age, now conspiracy theory...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 3:06:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Good Morning, Shahar!
 
Good Morning, anyone else up at this hour!
 
Master Richard arrived yesterday.  We talked a lot and had some good .
i don't have to get up for another 2 hours and i am letting Him sleep.
The meds i am on and the excitement of the chemo starting in a few hours has me wide awake.
 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 3:52:47 AM   
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Turned on the news, and it is supposed to rain tomorrow...not just rain, but HEAVY rain!!!!!!!!!!!!
look on the bright side Soul...considering your height (ie lack thereof) you will be the last person to realize it is raining.



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 4:07:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Good Morning, Holly!
 
We are supposed to get snow all day today.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 4:11:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

oh here's a good one:

Hubby:  i think the toilet is clogged.
Me:  Did you use the plunger? (said knowing damn well the kid probably flushed yet another roll of TP)
Hubby:  We have a plunger?
Me:  Basement.
******sounds of hubby rumbling in basement...finding the plunger****
Me: (listening to the most half-assed plunging job ever heard)
Hubby: The plunger didn't work. I think we need a snake.
Me: uhhh huh...
Hubby...Um...you DO know how to use a snake, right?





So, Holly, you DID tell him, "I am PREGGERS YOU DOOFUS!!!!!  That is YOUR job now!"


Jim's response: "holly, I've already used the snake and that's why you're preggers now..."


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 4:22:58 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 4:34:06 AM   
sirsholly


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Jim's response: "holly, I've already used the snake and that's why you're preggers now..."



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 5:13:58 AM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		Morning everyone

Belated Congratulations Holly

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 5:31:29 AM   
fluffypet61


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 5:39:15 AM   
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The meds i am on and the excitement of the chemo starting in a few hours has me wide awake.
 
(((((hug)))))

You are so strong!!!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 5:40:48 AM   
sirsholly


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FLUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STEVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 5:42:42 AM   
sirsholly


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Status: offline 		Sooooo...i took the short person to school and one of the "older" kids (2nd grade?) tells me a joke:

What do you call a business that only sells Viagra?

A hard wear store.





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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 6:25:21 AM   
Aylee


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How is everyone today?





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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/2/2010 6:26:57 AM   
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Sooooo...i took the short person to school and one of the "older" kids (2nd grade?) tells me a joke:

What do you call a business that only sells Viagra?

A hard wear store.






They grow up so fast.

Take that how you wish.


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