Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I admit that InkyDinkyBottleOfInk is no longer my subtle stalker. *cwies* I admit that I had a good time with the Things at a bbq/pool party today. I admit that the pool chemicals must have been "off" some because both of the Things got a horrible rash after swimming. I admit that I got them home, showered, and Aloe'd up very fast and they feel better. I admit that my speedometer needle crashed and burned on the way back from the party. I admit that we pulled over in a parking lot to shut the car off, wait, and try again. I admit that halfway through my "car prayer," Thing 2 started giggling. I admit that I glared at her and said, "That's disrespectful, to laugh during a prayer." I admit that she said, "Does God hear prayers from the parking lot of a porn shop?" I admit that my jaw dropped when I looked up and saw a neon sign that said, "Adult XXX - Toys - Books - Videos." I admit that I said, "I think God especially hears prayers from the parking lot of a porn shop." I admit that Thing 1 was stifling a snort like a mad man. I admit that my speedometer needle is still broken.
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Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed. Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart 13th doughnut
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