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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 10:25:26 AM

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I admit that because of the fakes and phonies thread I now have a profile at ashleymadison now.

I admit their pricing plan is actually the most reasonable I've seen on a dating site. You only have to pay when you want to message someone and it's only one per person. Kinda strange that the cheating message has such a nice pricing plan...

I admit that Valyraen watched me make said profile in amusement and told me to have fun.

I admit that because I saw the "don't pee on the electic fence" thread, I told him not to pee on an electric fence. He asked me why. I told him I didn't want him to have an electrocuted cock.

I admit he's now playing his MMO while shouting "ELECTRO-COCK" as his battle cry.

I admit sometimes it's really great to be me.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 11:24:09 AM

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ELECTRO-COCK!!!

I can have so much fun with this...

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 11:38:34 AM

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He certainly is. I think he is scaring his teammates by shouting "ELECTRO-COCK" as he charges into battle.

G-d I love him... he makes me laugh.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 12:21:38 PM

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I admit the Electro-Cock thing tickled me. I can almost hear it being shouted. *giggle*

I admit the new stove comes tomorrow! *wild dancing*

I admit I went out for lunch, and I regret it.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 12:25:36 PM

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I admit I wish I had taped it so that I could send it to you.

I admit I wish I had a new stove coming. One with a self-cleaning function. I have never cleaned mine and now I'm scared to even try.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 12:27:10 PM

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I admit the Electro-Cock thing tickled me.

There's probably a porn movie out there somewhere called "Tickled by the Electro-Cock". And if there isn't, there definitely should be.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 12:30:12 PM

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Would it involve violet wands or would it be special effects? Like blacklights and blacklight paint?

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 1:14:54 PM

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Would it involve violet wands or would it be special effects? Like blacklights and blacklight paint?

Oh, the Electro-Cock would definitely be a violet wand, if I were directing the movie. A violet wand in the shape of an enormous, anatomically correct phallus. Or perhaps there would be a sinister, sadistic robot, the Electro-Cock-Droid, with a whole arsenal of dildos and violet wands that it would use on men and women alike. But you'd really have to ask KyttynTheMynx what the Electro-Cock is like - after all, she's the one claiming to have been tickled by it.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 1:22:40 PM

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I think it should have a glowing French tickler on it. With pulsing LED lights. I am totally down for a sadistic robot porn. I'm so seeing this in my head. "My mission is pentrate your orifices. Bend over and prepare for sex."

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 2:27:12 PM

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That sounds like Euro trip with Lucy Lawless as the Domme and her "harem" getting ready for educating the poor guy...

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 2:32:26 PM

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I think it should have a glowing French tickler on it. With pulsing LED lights. I am totally down for a sadistic robot porn. I'm so seeing this in my head. "My mission is pentrate your orifices. Bend over and prepare for sex."

At least that's a little more eloquent than "Exterminate!"

The French tickler is definitely a good idea. Perhaps the robot also needs some appendages with built-in whips or paddles, to encourage the reluctant to bend over and prepare for sex, and a few restraints or at least nice strong arms with good grasping capabilities. Of course they would be highly extensible, to seize and reel in those who attempted to escape.

All this equipment would be concealed until the robot was switched on. Its darkly voyeuristic and highly eccentric creator (I'm going to have to picture this person as a woman, but YMMV) would invite semi-unsuspecting guests to "Try pushing the button, if you want to see something interesting. Of course, you might find that turning on my Electro-Cock-Droid is a lot easier than turning it off again..."

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 2:52:40 PM

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quote:

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All this equipment would be concealed until the robot was switched on. Its darkly voyeuristic and highly eccentric creator (I'm going to have to picture this person as a woman, but YMMV) would invite semi-unsuspecting guests to "Try pushing the button, if you want to see something interesting. Of course, you might find that turning on my Electro-Cock-Droid is a lot easier than turning it off again..."

You picture a woman. I'm gonna picture a demented male with a dark laugh. Something like Vincent Price.

It totally needs to be something that the poor and unsuspecting guest unleashes upon themselves. Videotaped for the creater's later enjoyment. The particularly enjoyable subjects are kept in cells for revisits from the Electo-Cock-Droid. With his buzzing and whirring and pulsing...

... I'm getting turned on by robots. I blame you and my owner.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 3:13:15 PM

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I admit that Aqua and Wheldrake definitely have me in stitches.

I admit I got the email I had wanted from the guy I was looking for!

I admit I am so giddy all I wanna do is scoot across the floor and do back-flips and somersaults.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 3:43:46 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx
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I admit I am so giddy all I wanna do is scoot across the floor and do back-flips and somersaults.

Kyttyn.... scooting across the floor? Er,....um..... well......

NEVER MIND!

/Lance goes looking for mind-bleach/

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 3:48:32 PM

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I admit that regardless of that last post, I am happy for Kyttyn.

I admit I went googling to find this:

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 3:54:44 PM

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I admit it must be my lucky day, since I heard from 2 people that have been MIA from my life.

I admit I am now gonna go wait for the PCH truck to pull up.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 4:24:49 PM

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i admit that i am cleaning out my linen closet tonight.

i admit that "i might need it someday" is NOT a good reason to keep things.

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 4:52:41 PM

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I admit I'm bouncy as hell, in spite of being so worn out from work and the heat today.

I admit that kyttyns news rocks!!!

I admit that pic Lancie posted is pretty spiff.

I admit that like fluffy, I need to throw things out that are only around for 'might need' reasons.

I admit that unlike fluffy, it's half a garage worth of stuff.

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ORIGINAL: Wheldrake

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

I think it should have a glowing French tickler on it. With pulsing LED lights. I am totally down for a sadistic robot porn. I'm so seeing this in my head. "My mission is pentrate your orifices. Bend over and prepare for sex."

At least that's a little more eloquent than "Exterminate!"

I admit I spotted this off hand and immediately went for Dalek p0rn!

First thought "Bend Over ..." in Dalek monotone.

Gods I am so sideways, yet so sober. Be afwaid, be vewy afwaid!

I admit I'm all in diabolical silent picture villain mood yet also uber-tigger bouncy mood. Yeah, take that for a mental image!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 4:58:57 PM

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Oh, and here's a visual reference just for good measure.

I admit I'm a bit of a nut. It's more fun that way!

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RE: I Admit It I........ - 9/13/2010 5:15:47 PM

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I admit that one of the kids I watch got in trouble for giving her teacher a mud cookie.
I admit I can't believe she actually ate it. It looked disgusting.

I admit I almost laughed when the teacher added that she threw up.
I admit the youngest boy was told to stop making fart noises in class, and his reply was "My nanny said I can fart where ever I want because I'm a man."
I admit I should of told him not at school lol.
I admit I think this is going to be a long school year.

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