YSG
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ORIGINAL: YSG Honestly, LP, Im not quite sure what happened. I know it involves her ex-husband (who is a peice of shit), some sort of buisness, and him being a prick. Somehow, it ended up being my fault cause I didnt go with her. I was working, plus, I had no idea she was going, and I doubt it would have stopped him from being a prick anyway. Anyway, he said something that really upset her, and she's taking it out on me, instead of just talking to me about it and letting me comfort her. I think the clue to your problem lies in the word "her"; I think what you're talking about is a female. The thing is they're enormously complex machines, not in the least bit as sensible as we chaps are. They have their own special twisted logic which is quite illogical and they have these things called "emotions". Sheesh - totally weird stuff. They also have some secret monthly variable which can affect their whole outlook on life for a few days - just when you might think you've worked them out, whoosh, off they go in a completely different emotional direction. Many of them also have their own special blame culture - putting it simply, everything is your fault. And they worry a lot about things like shoes and cats. It's a tedious problem because they can be extraordinarily good news [not everyone - you know who you are! Think "mafia"] and it can be surprisingly easy to fall in love with them. So what I think you'll find you have there YSG is a female. And probably the best you can do is what we all do - hide the hurt, accept it's all your fault and keep loving her. Or, and I offer this suggestion with no knowledge of your relationship but with some slight experience of its efficacy, tie her up and spank the daylights out of her (lovingly of course). LMAO yes, the creature I am refering to is indeed of the female variety. Yes, I know they are all illogical, and irrational creatures. However, I have managed to get one to -gasp- apologize, AND admit that she was wrong (the sky is falling!)
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