Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I admit that I'm sending out Mamabear~Scarlet Sister hugs to SJ. I admit that I will give DC more than a stern look if he doesn't take care of the precious cargo that is him. I admit that I think I traumatized an entire group of physical therapists and maybe a few patients this evening with my usual antics. I admit that I told the cool gal (whom I started with 2 weeks ago) what I do to traumatize my OB/GYN and she laughed her ass off. (I love it when there are other eebil souls out there who can appreciate the thought I put into my wickedness.) I admit that she was using electrical stim on my ankle for a bit, and I told her not to be shy with the juice, to crank it up till I was flopping around like a fish out of water. I admit that her assistant (a younger guy, late 20's, maybe 30) was monitoring several exercises that they were having me do. I decided that he was going to be the object of my amusement for the time I was there. *mwuahaha!!!* I admit that he had me doing some damn thing that was not lovely, and I asked him who created the damn contraption, perhaps the Marquis de Sade? He laughed. I admit that he later asked if I was still able to do the next rotation of stuff, and I said, "Mr. Man, you have no idea who you're asking... I'll go till I'm crying my heart out from the pain, tell you how much I hate it, you, the medical profession that thinks this is an acceptable means of rehabilitation... then I'll do another set of 20, just to show you that I'm not a punk." I admit his jaw dropped, his eyes kinda glazed over, and then he smiled all evil like, and say, "COOL!!! Let's go then!" I admit that I finished everything and the eebil gal told him to give me ice. I admit that I told him to bring me rum and coke to pour over said ice, and to put better music on the stereo. I admit that when I left, the lady next to me, who was getting treated for a really bad back injury, said, "I hope we're here together again... thank you for the joy." I admit that made my heart flutter, especially since I knew she was in terrible pain, but managed to laugh several times while they were working on her.
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Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed. Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart 13th doughnut
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