CynthiaWVirginia
Posts: 1915
Joined: 2/28/2010 From: West Virginia, USA Status: offline
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I admit that a neighbor across the street and one house down has termites, and my son brought me one to look at so I will stop getting paranoid over every winged ant I see...YES IT'S IN A JAR OF ALCOHOL, die beastie, die! I admit that I almost feel the need to scrub my eyeballs out for even looking at that hideous white bug. I think I love chimps now, cuz I saw them on tv long ago eating termites. I admit I neglected my two mint patches last year and this year I only see one sprig so far. Those things try to take over an entire yard if not kept caged in to one space, so I am still confuzzled over this. I admit I actually did some yard work today...and killed my first worm. Darn, it had two baby rings on it. At least when I found half of a worm, it wasn't after I had bitten from an apple... I admit I went into that thread, on Jessco White, in the politics are of the message boards and was reminded of why I moved out of Welch, WV. I admit I am going to be pretty scarce here because of all the yard work. I admit that if the neighbors aggravate me over my grass being too long, I might smother the back yard under a pile of carefully staked down rugs. If I have to put a sign in the Weekly Trader that I will haul away old fugly rugs for free, so be it...until I can plaster the entire back yard with cement...mwahahaha. I admit that I put up with their loud music, barking dogs, shrieking fights...without calling the police...so I get bent out of shape when they call the police because my back yard is too shaggy. I admit I should have started a thread to ask about something, but was too busy laughing my butt off. Warped, I am hopelessly warped. (It involves someone's prosthetic eyeball falling out...repeatedly.) I admit I am giggling all over again. At least I scolded him for wiping it off with his fingers and then sticking it back in, got him to disinfect the socket and eyeball (as the docs had him do years ago when he first got it), get an eyepatch to keep in his wallet to wear if/when it happened again so he could look cool until he could disinfect the eye, call the manufacturer about lubricants (maybe from the Walmart pharmacy area for contact lenses), and have him doing eyelid exercizes to help build up muscles he let atrophe. I should have asked in case I forgot something...the exercizes he does whenever he is in a restroom are helping, as is the lube. No money for a specialist right now, as they are deep in debt over his wife's recent root canals, etc. I admit...I hope everyone has a good week.
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