Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I admit I *DO* haz cool in-laws. I am happy about this. I have wanted a yummy family for ages. My actual one has fragmented and I really only have my Dad and my one sister who I'm really close to. They are the only ones I'm inviting to the wedding. I admit that I am so very sorry Geoff is sick. I'm glad you got your paper done, sweetness. Please be well. You know, Potty will say this is yet another visit that left you ill after I left. (I'm thinking you're just reacting badly to my departure... You miss me so much, it hurts.) *nods* I admit that, while we were there, I found a single gray hair in Geoff's otherwise dark brown locks. I admit that he said the Things and I gave him said gray hair. I admit that I yanked said gray hair from his head and said, "I see nothing, there's no evidence. I have no idea what you're talking about." I admit that all he could do was yell from the pain. I told him it didn't hurt that bad and to hush. I admit that I have a slightly sadistic side that likes to poke its head out at times, especially in public, where Geoff cannot react adversely too much. I admit that I heard Thing 2 say, "Best moment with my new Grandpa was making homemade pizza, best moment with my new Grandma was shopping and looking through the sale papers, best moment with my new uncle was skateboarding and doing 4 new tricks at the skate park, and best moment with Geoff was hanging out at all the places we went." I admit that I heard Thing 1 tell his bestie about our trip to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum. I also heard him say that he had a really good time and that everyone was "cool." I admit those things made my heart smile. I admit that I LOL'ed when Thing 2 told my Mom-in-law that she was "mentally scarred at how mushy and gross" Geoff and I are. I admit that I told her I have a therapist who does family counseling and we may qualify for a group rate. I admit that my Dad-in-law said a discount for mental scarring sounded like a good deal to him.
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