jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff I admit I am in a singularly foul mood today. I admit, I am not proud of this. I admit, I am not posting anywhere but here and h&g because I just do not trust myself. I admit that Blonderfluff can have whatever mood she wants, and I will still be her friend. I admit that I will send massive psychic hugs in her direction. quote:
MasterCaneman I admit that today I tasted the first pangs of my impending midlife crisis... I admit I got on my ol' lady's ass for not fulfilling her pledge for 'Boot Night'... I admit I got another woman's phone number today... I admit that if you say "impending" in connection with a midlife crisis, it is not impending, it is already here. I admit that I know exactly how MasterCaneman feels. I admit that the only treatment for midlife crisis is the purchase of a bigger pickup, a new gun, new fishing gear, five women half your age, and a bottle of whiskey. I admit the women and whiskey are repeated weekly or biweekly. I admit that you should take up new hobbies, something that floods the body with adrenalin. I admit my advice may be unorthodox, but then I am crazy, so dont expect logic. Hang in there MasterC, I learned that the crisis will pass, to be followed by another one, usually at 10 year intervals. The fun comes when family and friends have those wonderful "What the fuck is next" looks.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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