Marc2b
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I think I first heard this on another thread around here (so all due credit to whoever credit is due) but I think it’s worth repeating.
An old man sitting on his porch watches as the blond who lives next door come out of her house and checks her mail box. She’s seems puzzled that the mail box is empty and goes back into her house. Several minutes later she comes out and again checks her mail box. Now she seems miffed that the mail box is empty and stomps her feet as she goes back inside. A few more minutes goes by and again she comes out and checks her mail box. Now she’s really angry that there’s nothing inside and she storms back into her house and comes out a moment later with her computer where she proceeds to dump along side of the curb. What’s wrong," says the old man.
"Stupid computer is broken," she says, "it keeps telling me I’ve got mail when I obviously haven’t."
If you get this one, it will clearly date you.
Did you here about the blonde who took her computer’s keyboard into the repair shop? She told the man behind the counter to replace the TAB key. It wasn’t working and she’d much prefer a Diet Coke anyway.
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