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zindyslave -> Blonde Joke (5/16/2007 7:57:22 PM)
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off to work she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said ....... You'll love this . . Yep! I know you will . . . "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"

ta2dqt -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/17/2007 8:11:26 AM)
[sm=biggrin.gif]LOVE it!!! LOL!!![sm=biggrin.gif]

SunNMoon -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/17/2007 10:38:35 AM)
Hi Zindy, I hope you don’t mind me passing this on to my blonde cousin. She loves these jokes. Thank you Kat

MarkC -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/17/2007 12:13:24 PM)
My favorite blonde joke is a one liner What do you call a Blonde with 2 brain cells? Preagent. . ..

Marc2b -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/17/2007 8:32:32 PM)
[sm=biggrin.gif]Thanks for the laugh! And, as always, thanks to blondes for being such good sports.

bliss1 -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/17/2007 10:14:28 PM)
My favorite blond joke. What did the blonde say after sex? Are you all on the same team. My blonde daughter hit me when I told her that one. :)

MarkC -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/18/2007 9:51:36 AM)
Well if this is gonna be the Blonde Joke thread. Heres a few. How does a Blonde turn on the light? Open the car door Why did the Blonde move? She heard most acciedents happened at home What do you call 3 blondes in a row? A wind tunnel What's the blonde matting call? I think I'm drunk Why was the Blonde fired from the M and M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's. wow I know some blonde jokes, what about brunette jokes though? hehe What does a Brunette miss most about a good party? The invitation What does a Brunette see when see looks down that a blonde doesnt? Her shoes Ok I'm done with the one liners . . . for now. :P

Petruchio -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/18/2007 12:25:48 PM)
Why are blonde jokes so short? So brunettes can remember them.

Marc2b -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/18/2007 12:49:31 PM)
quote: What does a Brunette miss most about a good party? The invitation Nasty! But I suppose turn about is fair play.

MadameDahlia -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/18/2007 3:22:53 PM)
How do you know when a redhead's done having sex with you? She unlocks the handcuffs.

Mikal -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/18/2007 8:52:10 PM)
A blond was out one morning, planting some flowers. After a bit, she decided it was time for breakfast, so she went inside to get some cereal. Upon opening a box of Cheerios and inspecting its contents, she exclaimed: "Oh look! Donut seeds!" [:)]

MarkC -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/18/2007 9:43:45 PM)
2 blonde are building a house. 1 of the blondes picks of a nail and if the head is pointed toward her she uses it, if it's pointed away she trashs it. The 2nd blonde seeing her runs over and stops her. The 1st blonde explains about the head. The 2nd blonde says."Silly those are for the OTHER side of the house!"

LadyDominaX -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/19/2007 3:13:35 PM)
A blonde calls her friend and begs for help with a jigsaw puzzle. "Well, what's it supposed to be?" asks the friend. "The picture on the box is a tiger, but the pieces all look the same," cries the blonde. "I'll never finish it." The friend comes over, takes a look at the puzzle box, and says; "Okay, you can stop crying, and let's put the frosted flakes back in the box, shall we?" [:D]

MarkC -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/20/2007 7:18:14 PM)
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito they stop sucking. . . .

bliss1 -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/23/2007 1:15:39 AM)
What do you call a blonde who has colored her hair? Artificale Intelligence

djinnblu -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/24/2007 11:11:16 PM)
How do you make a blonde change her mind????? blow in her ear [;)]

Lordandmaster -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/24/2007 11:34:09 PM)
How can you tell the computer that a blonde uses at work? It's the one with whiteout all over the monitor.

Mikal -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/25/2007 12:52:39 AM)
Why was the blond girl's belly button sore? She had a blond boyfriend!

Aileen68 -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/25/2007 3:12:21 AM)
Heh heh. I have black hair.

MarkC -> RE: Blonde Joke (5/25/2007 6:11:47 AM)
Santa Claus, the Ester bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde all are walking down the street and see a $100 bill. Who gets the money? The dumb blonde, the others don't exist silly.

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