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LightHeartedMaam -> RE: Storing a slave (5/20/2007 8:25:00 PM)

Heretic,

I've notice that you tell people to come down off their "high horse" quite often.  Is it because you are that short or jealous that they have a horse :)  ?




Lordandmaster -> RE: Storing a slave (5/20/2007 8:28:05 PM)

No, meat can still rot even if it's in the freezer.

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

If you fuck up you can always put her in a freezer so she doesn't rot.




Aileen68 -> RE: Storing a slave (5/20/2007 8:29:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

No, meat can still rot even if it's in the freezer.

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

If you fuck up you can always put her in a freezer so she doesn't rot.



Even if she's vacuum wrapped???




Lordandmaster -> RE: Storing a slave (5/20/2007 8:32:33 PM)

Umm...if it's a 100% vacuum, she might not rot even if she ISN'T in the freezer.  But I think you'd need a very expensive device to get that level of vacuum.  Besides, I'm not a mummy expert.  I just fuck'em, I don't embalm'em.




HydroMaster -> RE: Storing a slave (5/20/2007 8:48:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

      You can climb down off your high horse, Hydro (or should I say your high 'dragon?').  Ever heard the term "Risk Aware Consensual Kink?"  It implies that some of the things we do involve risk.  Lonely guys in Mommy's basement can have a heart attack and die during a one-handed chat session too.

    Do you lecture your friends on the possible legal ramifications of driving fast on country roads with passengers?  Providing alcohol at parties?

      I take these threads with more than a pinch of salt (a ring of it around the top of a margarita glass is about right), but there are some interesting ideas at the bottom.  If you hope to achieve a post-graduate degree perhaps your summer project should be learning to shut up and read between the lines.

     You have fun on the boat.  I'm off to a midnight BBQ and after that, I'm going to do things to my wife that could, worst case, put me in prison for the rest of my life.  At some level, What It Is That We Do simply isn't a completely safe and rational choice.  But, GOD what a rush.

I love it when people shout meaningless terms at me. This "Risk Aware Consensual Kink" means exactly squat in a US court.  Someone dies during a BDSM scene, accident or not,  it is seen as a criminal act in court unless the legislation changes.

I do lecture about speeding and drinking too much for that matter.  What is it called when someone speeds goes over the line and kills a family in a mini van....oh wait that's the same thing as the first example.  Excuse me for wanting to make sure my firends and loved ones don't you know, die.

People like you are the reason I stopped shutting up years ago.  I guess you haven't seen enough people araound you die to understand that. 




juliaoceania -> RE: Storing a slave (5/20/2007 11:11:59 PM)

 
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She will be kept naked and I'm concerned about the possibility of friction sores from her skin on the plastic.  What can I use for a lining that won't deaden the effects of sound I want it to have?


Like my Daddy always says... duct tape




TheHeretic -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 6:58:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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She will be kept naked and I'm concerned about the possibility of friction sores from her skin on the plastic.  What can I use for a lining that won't deaden the effects of sound I want it to have?


Like my Daddy always says... duct tape



        Maybe if he put the tape on her (personally, I hate the residue it leaves on the skin) but friction between exposed skin and the silver side of duct tape is a bad thing.  Ask anybody who ever thought wrapping it around a cracked shovel handle was a good idea.  Big blisters, real fast.




juliaoceania -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 6:59:14 AM)

How about two sided duct tape? It would just hold her in place in the box, and it would keep her from slipping around




MstrssPassion -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 7:17:57 AM)

how about just slicing her up & placing the pieces neatly into individual lock tight stackable tupperware containers

its all relative... she's dead meat anyway




TheHeretic -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 9:04:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LightHeartedMaam

Heretic,

I've notice that you tell people to come down off their "high horse" quite often.  Is it because you are that short or jealous that they have a horse :)  ?







Noun
1.
high horse - an attitude of arrogant superiority;

    At this point, I wish I was just a bit shorter.  The damn 'big and tall' section is freakin' expensive.

      Any more questions, Lighthearted?




domiguy -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 9:11:21 PM)

Ahhhh Crap!!! I'm probably the only one who hopes that she dies......I need a new brain.




MsPoetress -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 9:13:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LightHeartedMaam

Heretic,

I've notice that you tell people to come down off their "high horse" quite often.  Is it because you are that short or jealous that they have a horse :)  ?


Short is definitely not a word to describe him. As far as the horse goes, I am the one that is jealous, he can do with out.

~poe




MsPoetress -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 9:14:36 PM)

I think the one that you have functions quite well, but if you are in need...there is always K-mart's blue light specials.

~poe




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 9:14:39 PM)

please please please please let this thread die




juliaoceania -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 9:15:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MstrssPassion

how about just slicing her up & placing the pieces neatly into individual lock tight stackable tupperware containers

its all relative... she's dead meat anyway


She would store better in the freezer that Aileen mentioned earlier




domiguy -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 9:26:41 PM)

Has anyone ever tried pickling their slave?  I have eaten herring and tried to pickle fish myself...results were not favorable.....It would seem that if you just kept her in the compartment and covered her with a brine that in time she would pickle....However you might have to cube your slave in order for the brine to be 100% effective.

Regardless of your methodology of desposing of said slave I still hope she dies.




TheHeretic -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 9:28:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster
I love it when people shout meaningless terms at me. This "Risk Aware Consensual Kink" means exactly squat in a US court.  Someone dies during a BDSM scene, accident or not,  it is seen as a criminal act in court unless the legislation changes.


        RACK is a meaningless term?  That would come as a real surprise to a lot of people who know the hazards and do this shit anyway.

       What are you suggesting, Hydro?  That anybody who does this stuff in R/T is an idiot?  That we should all just hang out in some online fantasy world where we can be dragons and have one-handed chats?  Fuck that.

     You can live in fear of what 'might' happen to the point of taping bubble wrap around the corners and feet of all your furniture.  Or you can open your fucking eyes and learn not to walk into shit.




domiguy -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 9:31:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LightHeartedMaam

Heretic,

I've notice that you tell people to come down off their "high horse" quite often.  Is it because you are that short or jealous that they have a horse :)  ?


I believe it is the whole jealousy over not having a horse of his own.....Why should the lucky few have the privilege of horse ownership while the majority of the masses go horseless?  I would be kind to my horse. I would only feed it candy.




TheHeretic -> RE: Storing a slave (5/21/2007 9:37:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: LightHeartedMaam

Heretic,

I've notice that you tell people to come down off their "high horse" quite often.  Is it because you are that short or jealous that they have a horse :)  ?


I believe it is the whole jealousy over not having a horse of his own.....Why should the lucky few have the privilege of horse ownership while the majority of the masses go horseless?  I would be kind to my horse. I would only feed it candy.



        Horses eat money and shit, well, shit.  Lots of both.  I'm willing to compromise on a dog the size of a shetland pony.  Final offer unless she can produce a winning Lotto ticket.




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