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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 6:42:12 AM   
TheHeretic


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Status: offline 		          It's the chance you take, L.  You can't make every post based on who might take it the wrong way.

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 6:57:57 AM   
Aylee


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Status: offline 		I win!

YAY

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 7:57:58 AM   
KCherry


Posts: 2264
Joined: 3/3/2008
From: Send Help, Fla.
Status: offline 		No I win!

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Reality and I had a fundamental differing of opinions. We're currently undergoing trial separation.

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 8:07:15 AM   
sappatoti


Posts: 14844
Joined: 10/30/2006
From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline 		Not really.

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 8:12:23 AM   
nursygirl


Posts: 1774
Joined: 1/17/2008
From: Rider Country
Status: offline 		don't worry - you don't win either


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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 8:13:53 AM   
sappatoti


Posts: 14844
Joined: 10/30/2006
From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline 		I'm used to that. I get my kicks keeping others from their prize. I'm evil like that.

Mwuhahahahahahaahaha!

>:-D

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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Jumbo Shrimp - Consentual Salvery (oxymorons) - 4/30/2008 8:23:00 AM   
ResidentSadist


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Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Good day all... I'll take this please.   Thank you.
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Boudreaux & Thibodeaux went out in the gulf shrimping.  They were gone a couple of months and on their return, they noticed that a new Taco Bell had been built in Slidell.  
Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux,  "Mais, What  you taught about dat!  We an't ben gone tree month and dem Meskins don brought dem self over here & start a telephone company!"

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RE: Jumbo Shrimp - Consentual Salvery (oxymorons) - 4/30/2008 8:31:22 AM   
KCherry


Posts: 2264
Joined: 3/3/2008
From: Send Help, Fla.
Status: offline 		*Takes back my win while the painter is working on the rafters*

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Reality and I had a fundamental differing of opinions. We're currently undergoing trial separation.

Rafters Resident ^_^v

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RE: Jumbo Shrimp - Consentual Salvery (oxymorons) - 4/30/2008 8:33:39 AM   
DragonLady5


Posts: 183
Joined: 3/19/2008
From: Upstate NY
Status: offline 		Hey, KC, why are the painters putting a green rainbow in the rafters??

**grabs the win while KC is distracted looking at the rafters**

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RE: Jumbo Shrimp - Consentual Salvery (oxymorons) - 4/30/2008 8:35:40 AM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Checks rafters, swoooops in... another brief win.. yeah
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A little of man shuffled slowly into a ice cream parlor, crawled painfully onto a stool and ordered a banana split.  The waitress asked " Crushed nuts".  "No" he replied, "it's just arthritis".

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I give good thread.

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RE: Jumbo Shrimp - Consentual Salvery (oxymorons) - 4/30/2008 8:38:53 AM   
KCherry


Posts: 2264
Joined: 3/3/2008
From: Send Help, Fla.
Status: offline 		*Takes back my win* You and your trickery, now watch the wet paint you!

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Reality and I had a fundamental differing of opinions. We're currently undergoing trial separation.

Rafters Resident ^_^v

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RE: Jumbo Shrimp - Consentual Salvery (oxymorons) - 4/30/2008 8:52:23 AM   
DragonLady5


Posts: 183
Joined: 3/19/2008
From: Upstate NY
Status: offline 		You do realize that spiders usually hang out in rafters don't you?

my win

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RE: Jumbo Shrimp - Consentual Salvery (oxymorons) - 4/30/2008 8:53:23 AM   
KCherry


Posts: 2264
Joined: 3/3/2008
From: Send Help, Fla.
Status: offline 		I'm not afraid of spiders, besides, they were there first.


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Reality and I had a fundamental differing of opinions. We're currently undergoing trial separation.

Rafters Resident ^_^v

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RE: Jumbo Shrimp - Consentual Salvery (oxymorons) - 4/30/2008 9:02:37 AM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Hello... coming through... nudge... excuse me... sorry... errm... damn, how many people are in these rafters?
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Two guys are playing golf and there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go.  The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?"  The second guy gets about halfway there, turns and comes back.  The first guy says, "What's wrong?"

He says, "One of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress."

The first guy says, "That could be a problem. I'll go over." He gets about halfway there and he turns and comes back, too.

The second guy says, "What's wrong?"

The first guy says, "Small world!"

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I give good thread.

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RE: Jumbo Shrimp - Consentual Salvery (oxymorons) - 4/30/2008 9:11:23 AM   
lilsubl


Posts: 4595
Joined: 2/6/2006
Status: offline 		nice morning entertainment, RS.....

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it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

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RE: Jumbo Shrimp - Consentual Salvery (oxymorons) - 4/30/2008 9:48:24 AM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Hi lilsub... glad you are having fun.  It's been a slow day at work and I was peeking at some old joke files. 
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A newly married young couple were having their first fight, and it was a big one.
After a while, the husband said "When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey."
His bride replied, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people."

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 10:00:37 AM   
lilsubl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

         It's the chance you take, L.  You can't make every post based on who might take it the wrong way.


this is very true, R...but i just think i should stay down here with my own kind:  the randomly stupid...oh, no wait!!  that's the section, not the people...i was raised by blondes, yanno...i'm easily confused....

keep em comin, RS...nothing like a little standup with my coffee.......

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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 10:04:56 AM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		only 4 in rafters, swooping, swooping ... yes. It's all mine ... Muhhhahahahahahaha
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A man was lying on his death bed when his wife asked him what was in a small, locked, wooden box that he kept in his bedside drawer. As a final act of good faith he asked her to open the box, inside which were three eggs and $5,000.
 
His wife asked him why he kept the eggs, and he replied, "I put an egg in the box every time I was unfaithful to you." He begged forgiveness.
 
His wife thought about their sixty years together, their wonderful home, children and grandchildren. Throughout their life together she had wanted for nothing; her husband had provided her with a good life. She turned to him and forgave him.
 
She then asked about the $5,000. As he breathed his last breath he said, "Every time I got a dozen eggs I sold them."

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 10:10:36 AM   
Aylee


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Joined: 10/14/2007
Status: offline 		Woot!  I win again!





An Indian consulted his medicine man about a pain in his stomach that had persisted for three months.
"For something as long as that," said the Medicine Man, "I have a more drastic remedy than the herbs I normally prescribe. Chew on this leather thong every day. It is 31 inches long: chew one inch every day, and at the next moon come back."
The Indian dutifully did as directed, and at the next moon he returned to the Medicine Man.
"How do you feel?" the Medicine Man asked.
"The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 10:12:30 AM   
lilsubl


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Linea, collarded pet of the evil Sir Max & his lovely & equally evil wife


it's no fun unless you're scared

if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

wannabe member of the subbi mafia

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