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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 10:15:07 AM   
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Snatching win, one pun deserves another, sorta
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.  One of them goes to a  family in Egypt and is named "Amal."  The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."  Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.  Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
wishes she also had a picture of Amal.  Her husband responds, "They're twins........  If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 10:25:18 AM   
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Well. . . in that case. . .





It is a little-known fact that before becoming president of South Korea, Syngman Rhee was for many years foreign corresponcent for Life magazine, dividing his time between their New York and Seoul offices. One day, he left New York for a routine trip to Seoul, but, when he wasn't heard from, the New York office became worried and called the Seoul office. The Seoul office confirmed that he had arrived as scheduled but had left almost immediately for North Korea. They quoted him as saying that he was not at liberty to say where he could be reached but that he would be doing a story on how the other half lived, promising to cable it to Seoul and New York on completion.
The New York office was worried and decided to send a bilingual correspondent to North Korea to try to locate him. He arrived in Seoul, at which time he was told that they had had an update: Syngman Rhee had called in a half hour earlier to say that his story would concern interviews with a taxi driver, a tailor, and a restaurant manager, all in Pyongyang. But he still declined to supply a contact address.
So the reporter decided to go to Pyongyang to track him down. At the Pyongyang airport he took a taxi into town, and luck was with him: while his taxi driver had not been the one interviewed, he knew the driver who had, and he gave the reporter his name. When reporter talked to the driver, the driver said that Rhee had planned to interview a tailor in a district known for its many tailors.
Again luck was with him: out of 3,518 tailors, he only had to talk to 17 before finding the one who had been interviewed by Rhee: he quoted him as saying he intended to talk to a restaurant manager located in a suburb of Pyongyang. Acting on a hunch that the suburb would be the last one on the commuter train line, he took the train for the northern suburbs and got off at the last stop. He interviewed a restaurant manager there without success, so he returned to Pyongyang Central Station and took a train to the northeast, getting off at the last stop. In this way he worked his way around, taking trains to the east, then southeast, and again luck was with him. He did not have to get half way around the circuit before arriving at the last town on a line running southeast of Pyongyang, where he talked to the manager of one of the town's only two restaurants. The manager confirmed that Syngman Rhee had gone to the other one for his interview.
Arriving there, the correspondent talked to the manager, who said that Rhee had just interviewed him and was now in the kitchen talking to the staff. The reporter went into the kitchen, and there was Syngman Rhee, looking as if he hadn't aged a day in three months, sipping a cup of tea with the staff with his notebook on his knee. The correspondent said, "Ah, sweet Mr. Rhee of Life, at last I've found you!"

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 10:38:09 AM   
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I see lilsub up in the rafters... lurking
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A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."


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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 10:43:02 AM   
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Lurkey-loos. . .

Come down!





What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

  A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack.


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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 10:44:48 AM   
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Hello Aylee, lemme hold that for ya.....
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At a posh and very high protocol BDSM party a slave walks up to Resident Sadist.  She bows her head and politely waits for acknowledgement.  Resident Sadist lifts his finger gesturing in her direction as acknowledgement.  In a clear and precise tone she says, “May I ask a question?”  He says, “You just did.”

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 12:52:24 PM   
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ba-DUM-bum

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 1:10:57 PM   
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Hmmm . . . thank you for watching my win, RS!



What's green and carries a bull whip?

Kermit the Flog

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 1:15:43 PM   
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ok, ok...i'll stop lurking & contribute:

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 1:51:10 PM   
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Dropping back in after actually doing some work today.  Hey lilsub, I'll hold that for ya now.
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Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.  They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.  The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives.

Sue says "It's OK.  We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?" Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M." Sue is aghast.  "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that."

"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 1:55:27 PM   
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WORK!!!?????!!

ok, tell me this:  why do i have such stoopid friends???



WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 1:56:49 PM   
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is it that having stoopid friends lets me feel superior or is it that intelligent people are just so dang rare???

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 2:09:38 PM   
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*licks Linea's eyeball*

Hiyas.


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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 2:13:28 PM   
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hey, babe...how's by you & the Lady Rain today??

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 2:19:45 PM   
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Doing good, I just wrote something to make her giggle. 

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 2:34:49 PM   
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giggle, my hiney.... laugh my butt off, Daddy....

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 2:39:23 PM   
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me lurking....never 

......oops, didn't realize there was another "lilsub"


< Message edited by LilSubmissive1 -- 4/30/2008 2:43:43 PM >

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 2:58:12 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl
WORK!!!?????!!

Someone has to do it.  .. I'll take that win, thank you.
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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 3:09:11 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LilSubmissive1

me lurking....never 

......oops, didn't realize there was another "lilsub"



woooohoooo!!!  wonder how many lilsub's there are on this site??

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 3:16:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

giggle, my hiney.... laugh my butt off, Daddy....


wow!!  a giggling hiney!  so, are you going to share with the whole class???  HMMMMMM??????

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if you can't be brave, be determined & you'll get to the same place

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RE: Last one to post wins - 4/30/2008 3:25:35 PM   
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[/quote]

woooohoooo!!!  wonder how many lilsub's there are on this site??
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actually quite a bit i think, being the nerd i am,   i searched it and counted a few, lol


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