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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/10/2005 10:23:38 PM

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saw one some years back:

"No Muff too Tuff"

for a local automotive repair service.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/11/2005 12:27:53 PM

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I've always been partial to My karma ran over your dogma

The other week, my bf and I about wrecked laughing at a sticker that said Your powers are useless, I'm wearing my tinfoil underware! on a car that looked like the only thing holding it together was the bumper stickers....

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/12/2005 2:35:42 AM

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Two of my all time favs are...
Two of my friends have that on their car...
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

and the other one is...
I used to have this one on my own car....
"Yes there is a God and boy is She pissed."

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/12/2005 8:09:25 AM

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I'm sure people aren't going to like this, but...

This quote is from Neal Stephenson, and I think it's only right to give him credit for it.

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ORIGINAL: MsSilvie

Can't you recognize bullshit? Don't you think it would be a useful item to add to your intellectual toolkits to be capable of saying, when a ton of wet steaming bullshit lands on your head, 'My goodness, this appears to be bullshit'?

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/12/2005 6:26:18 PM

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" mean people suck, nice people swallow"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/12/2005 9:25:58 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I'm sure people aren't going to like this, but...

This quote is from Neal Stephenson, and I think it's only right to give him credit for it.

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsSilvie

Can't you recognize bullshit? Don't you think it would be a useful item to add to your intellectual toolkits to be capable of saying, when a ton of wet steaming bullshit lands on your head, 'My goodness, this appears to be bullshit'?

Correct, it's from Stephenson's excellent Cryptonomicon. I've never implied it's an original quote. Unfortunately, the sig line only allows for limited number of characters. The Stephenson quote doesn't have lots of room to spare.

I could find something shorter I guess.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/12/2005 10:25:08 PM

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Now you're gonna call me a nitpicker, but it's FRANCIS Bacon, not FRANCES.

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Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/13/2005 8:30:47 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

Now you're gonna call me a nitpicker, but it's FRANCIS Bacon, not FRANCES.

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsSilvie
Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.
-Frances Bacon

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/14/2005 10:13:33 AM

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I know WAY too many bumper stickers to begin listing here, so I'll just say a few of my favorites.

- Boyfriend wanted. No experience necessary, will train.
- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- Isis Isis Ra Ra Ra (if you don't get it at first, just think of cheerleaders)
- People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/14/2005 12:46:23 PM

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The last two are especially cute.

Though I know who number two applies to. I'll be asking her that the next time she throws a fit.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 7/8/2005 10:16:46 AM

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I saw one years ago on an Opel GT which looks like a European version of the popular Chevy sports car. "When I grow up, I want to be a Corvette."

When this one first came out I was especially impressed. Found on the back of a huge RV towing a high dollar 4X4. "We're spending the kids' inheritance."

But I have to say my new favorite is the one found here, "Leave me alone, I'm having sexual fantasy."

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 7/9/2005 2:12:50 AM

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i saw one on a Dodge Ram that said: "Fords are like tampons, every pussy has one"

i laughed my ass of when i saw this one.

-carolyn

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 7/11/2005 5:47:01 PM

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heres my favorite bumper sticker.......Hello, i see the assassins have missed

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 7/11/2005 6:16:03 PM

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"Your village called they want their idiot back"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 7/12/2005 8:07:26 PM

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"out of gas, out of cash and chewing ass"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 7/21/2005 9:27:12 PM

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"Love one another."

"It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to have a bake sale to buy a bomber."

I drew a handmade bumper sticker on my car that said

"Go For The Zing!"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 7/22/2005 2:54:48 AM

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My personal favs:
"WANTED: 8 inches, Apply inside"
"I worship naked, feel free to join"
(with a pair of red butt cheeks in the background) "This hurts me more than it does you. Not."
"My chemical imbalance is cooler than yours"
"I brake for tailgaters"
(all time fav, and on my car) "Knowledge is power, Power corrupts, Study hard - be evil"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 7/22/2005 5:46:54 AM

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"No Pain... No Date"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 7/22/2005 7:40:24 AM

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These are thebumper stickers on my Da's ute. People are always looking at him funny though my seven brothers and I have never worked out why ^_^

"Be nice to your kids. They'll pick your nursing-home."

"I like cats, sure I do. They taste like chicken."

and my very favourite.

"No, your children aren't "speshul" they're brats, so beat them already."

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 7/22/2005 12:32:14 PM

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On the back of my old truck,PEOPLE SUCK.
On the back of my blazer,derelict hotel.

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