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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 7/22/2005 5:48:37 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/8/2005 4:18:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Pavel

I'm a big fan of "Don't stop honking, I'm just reloading."
that and the ever classy "driver is only carrying 20 bucks worth of ammunition"


One of the several Jeeps I owned was a 1975 DJ-5 Dispatcher - aka: postal Jeep. (Okay, so it was made by AM General.) On the driver's side in back was a gun rack in which I carried my (pre-ban) SKS and AK-47 to and from the range.

One of the postal carriers I knew stopped me and handed me a bumper sticker he'd gotten somewhere and thought was appropriate. It read, "The most feared vehicle on the road is a Postal Jeep with a gun rack." That immediately when on the DJ and got a laugh from everyone. Well, everyone who didn't back off a rather considerable amount.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/9/2005 7:17:48 AM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/9/2005 7:26:30 AM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/9/2005 10:51:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: kyraofMists

On the windshield of a Jeep Wrangler, with the writing upside down:

"If you can read this turn me over"


ROFLMAO! Okay, stolen! I'll put it up with the Pearl Harbor vehicle pass (center top of windshield behind the rearview mirror.)

Oh, yeah. My current Jeep is a Wrangler.

MG

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/9/2005 5:18:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Just to preface this, I have a side job as a pyrotechnician (I do firework shows around the world professionally). I have a sticker on my car (and also use it on my passes) that says "I am a trained pyrotechnician. If you see me running, KEEP UP!!!!"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/11/2005 8:19:20 AM   
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ORIGINAL: wildangel1012003

Big Bang theroy " God spoke BANG it happened!

i saw this on a car today , liked it
" if you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair"

got to get that one

my Fav, is my USMC sticker, it has the US flag and the USMC flag, and say's " Freedom will be Defended!

have fun yall



I think the first one: Big Bang theroy " God spoke BANG it happened!, shows a serious lack of scientific knowledge and also a lack to try and learn anything. I saw this one once, didn't like it.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/11/2005 8:25:28 AM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/11/2005 3:20:49 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/11/2005 7:24:04 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/11/2005 11:03:02 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/12/2005 12:05:09 AM   
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"It's your god - You go to hell!"


I love that one!!!! Another great one is "Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks." I'm biased, though. I was a barista for two years at an awesome coffeehouse. Starbucks does taste like crap, though.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/12/2005 2:39:14 AM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/19/2005 6:56:36 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/19/2005 7:33:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kindred2Evil

"Don't make me get my flying monkeys" (please tell me someone gets this one, it's one I actually have on my car)


You betcha...Wizard of Oz, the Wicked Witch of the West (East?) had a whole bunch of them!

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/20/2005 5:04:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Years ago we had a VW Bug. my ex was in the marines at the time, so we did a lot of traveling. We found the perfect bumper sticker..

When I grow up I want to be a semi... The truckers loved it...<g>

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/23/2005 9:07:10 AM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/23/2005 12:34:43 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/23/2005 5:43:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		lol that one is funny i like the one that say's "my kid beat up your honour role student".

Sincerely andie and her Master Hal

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 10/26/2005 2:56:33 AM   
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They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

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