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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/12/2006 7:09:05 PM   
theRose4U


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ORIGINAL: Royce

One the women are sure to love...

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.


You have this backwards. PMS has been around for a long time.

I have PMS and a gun anymore stupid questions.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/12/2006 7:11:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DrkAngl


quote:

ORIGINAL: Royce

One the women are sure to love...

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.



LOL. That reminds me of the other PMS one I saw.

PMS- Men Pretending To Be Macho Studs



My personal invention PMS- Pissy Man Syndrome

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/12/2006 7:13:32 PM   
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Chains required above 5000 Feet. Whips are optional


I want this one for my snowmobile!!

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/12/2006 7:18:34 PM   
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Shut up, bend over, say please.


With plates that say PROCTO

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/12/2006 10:42:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		This thread has shamelessly inspired me to read bumper stickers... I saw these today:

My Country invaded Iraq and all I got was this Expensive Gas

God Hates Rednecks, Tornadoes always Hit Trailer Parks

Mean People Suck:  Nice People Always Swallow

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/12/2006 10:55:48 PM   
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RE: favorite bumper stickers ? - 6/13/2006 12:13:52 AM   
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Three out of four voices in my head said I should stay home and clean the guns.
U R sofa king we todd did
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
I don't mind the voices in my head, it's the ones in yours that bug me.
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I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand
God huh? My imaginary friend's name is BoBo.
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The last time we mixed religion and politics, people were burned at the stake.
The last time religion ruled, it was called the dark ages.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
Guns are smart enough. We need smarter politicians.
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So many stupid people, not enough bullets in a clip.
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RE: favorite bumper stickers ? - 6/13/2006 7:08:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		My favorite... on my moms car... picture hubby n wife having coffee together...she says..... Of course I love sex ..what do you think i'm doing  all day while you're at work?......lol




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RE: favorite bumper stickers ? - 6/13/2006 11:40:13 AM   
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"American by birth. Southern by the grace of God"
"Its a Southern thing, you wouldn't understand"
"Jesus is coming, look busy!"
"I try to take one day at a time but lately several days have attacked me at once"


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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/13/2006 12:58:17 PM   
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"Fat people are harder to kidnap"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/13/2006 1:05:26 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/13/2006 1:48:36 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/13/2006 2:01:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have a bumper sticker on my car which draws a few stares lol it says
*I'm a Freak, Touch me*

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/13/2006 7:28:23 PM   
QueenoftheEast


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and along the same lines as bumper stickers...
I saw an interesting vanity license plate the other day that said TOP4BTM. 

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/13/2006 9:45:04 PM   
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When I was 19 I went to Wyoming to work in the oil field and saw a bumper sticker the first day that I thought was funny it said: Wyoming where Men are Men, Women are Few and Sheep are nervous. After 9 mounths of working there is wasn't funny any more.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/13/2006 10:07:09 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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ORIGINAL: friskiesub

While I was at a red light, spotted this....took me a few minutes, then I LOL:

"Fat people are harder to kidnap"

i owned this my senior year of high school.  even though, i had personalized tags with my name on them, i was still known as the chick with the fat people bumper sticker.


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RE: favorite bumper stickers ? - 6/14/2006 12:51:51 AM   
ADomDoc


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ORIGINAL: theRose4U
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Shut up, bend over, say please.

With plates that say PROCTO


Or Cosmo Kramer's license plate: "ASSMAN"


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RE: favorite bumper stickers ? - 6/14/2006 1:04:27 AM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/14/2006 2:00:52 AM   
DameDarkness


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Status: offline 		yes my car is held together by my bumpter stick so shove off.........found on an escort station wagon Ford.... scary enough that was the one i found the funniest on it cause the entire vehicle was covered in bumper stickers.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/14/2006 9:48:31 PM   
theRose4U


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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

When I was 19 I went to Wyoming to work in the oil field and saw a bumper sticker the first day that I thought was funny it said: Wyoming where Men are Men, Women are Few and Sheep are nervous. After 9 mounths of working there is wasn't funny any more.



Way way too true

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