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RE: favorite bumper stickers ? - 6/14/2006 9:49:57 PM   
theRose4U


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Shut up, bend over, say please.

With plates that say PROCTO


Or Cosmo Kramer's license plate: "ASSMAN"


ROFLMAO I forgot about that one.

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RE: favorite bumper stickers ? - 6/14/2006 11:56:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		I liked the one that said "If your going to ride my ass You can at least pull my hair"  another favorite is "We don't have a town drunk   We just all take turns"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/15/2006 2:56:09 AM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/15/2006 3:21:46 PM   
VikingLady53


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If I throw a stick, will you leave?


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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/16/2006 3:22:46 AM   
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I embarrass my kids.

I live in my own little world but it's okay because everyone knows me here.

Born okay the first time!

I know, I know, I'm fucking fabulous.

(Next to a picture of a smiley sun) Well, aren't we a ray of fucking sunshine.

I'd rather be masturbating

Just smile and say yes mistress.

Yes I am a naughty girl, now spank my evil little butt.

Friendly neighbourhood - dirty little slut

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/16/2006 9:45:54 AM   
Darkmike


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RE: favorite bumper stickers ? - 6/18/2006 4:43:00 AM   
ADomDoc


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Status: offline 		Political Bumper Stickers:

      If you are not outraged
you have not been paying attention


  Sheeple! 
--*---*---*--          <--barbed wire
Wake Up!


Dissent is the highest form of Patriotism!
... Thomas Jefferson


"I am not a Moron
I'm Presbyterian"
-- George W Bush


We are making enemies
faster than Bush can kill them!


Who Would Jesus Bomb?


Your Pretty Yellow Ribbon
Won't Make Up For
Your Bush Vote

And ... 1 T-shirt
"Naturally, the common people
don't want war, but
they can always be
brought to the bidding
of the leaders.
Tell them that they are being attacked,
and denounce the pacifists
for lack of patriotism and
endangering the country.
It works the same in every country.
... Hermann Goering at the Nuremburg Trials



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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/18/2006 12:45:07 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/18/2006 1:03:18 PM   
gooddogbenji


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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/18/2006 1:03:32 PM   
VikingLady53


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there is also ...

I feel the need ... the need for mead
     and
Got Mead?


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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/18/2006 1:05:30 PM   
aellea


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Status: offline 		fav bumper sticker... benji rules

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/18/2006 3:26:16 PM   
littlelostbunny


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"You've been a bad boy; go to MY room!"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/18/2006 3:52:48 PM   
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thats my fav

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/18/2006 4:00:28 PM   
enigmabrat


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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/18/2006 5:55:07 PM   
Dollbecky


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and "I heart Geek Boys"  "God I dont mind its his groupies that fuck me off"

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/20/2006 12:20:34 PM   
mastersgirl11


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Okay....thats my new favorite

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/20/2006 12:21:45 PM   
mastersgirl11


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another favorite!!!!!!! 

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 6/20/2006 1:08:39 PM   
NYGHTVISIONS


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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 8/12/2006 9:53:34 AM   
Nexo


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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 8/12/2006 10:01:22 AM   
JoanFrost


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1. W  The Problem
2. F   The President
3. Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything- Josef Stalin
4. Managed Care is Neither
5. The fish symbol with the words "And Chips" inside.

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