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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/5/2006 12:09:52 PM   
JustaDom


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ORIGINAL: fourpeas

"It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the Air Force has to have a bake sale to buy a bomber."


Driving onto an Air Force base with this on your car is funny but not worth the trouble it causes.


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ORIGINAL: grits
Years ago we had a VW Bug. my ex was in the marines at the time, so we did a lot of traveling. We found the perfect bumper sticker..

When I grow up I want to be a semi... The truckers loved it...<g>


My favorite bumper sticker was on one of the new VW Bugs being towed by a huge RV.  It read "Please be patient, I'm pushing a very large vehicle."

Joe

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/5/2006 12:41:55 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 5:50:48 AM   
Sekhemet


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Status: offline 		Some of My current stickers - only one was mentioned:

If it's tourist season
Why can't we shoot em?

BITCH - formerly known as PRINCESS

INTEL style LOGO graphic; words = "Devil inside"

Very funny Scotty
No beam down My clothes!

<Passing Side               (and)                Suicide>
(this is a 2 sticker set)

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 6:53:01 AM   
aslv2kneel


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Status: offline 		mine might say :  pull up to the bumper baby

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 5:17:44 PM   
Muttley9


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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 5:25:20 PM   
mamabox


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Status: offline 		I have one on my car that says, "Watch out for the IDIOT behind me".  The firemen thought it was ironic that I had that on my car when I got rear-ended.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 5:32:13 PM   
thisishis


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Status: offline 		my Master put the following bumper sticker it on our car (and it applies well toward both His ex, as well as my own..... & Unfortunately, my ex is illiterate and so he can't even read the thing.

"I'm not with stupid anymore.".


Second favorite on our car: "When we are finished rebuilding Iraq, can we rebuild our schools?".

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 5:37:07 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 6:21:32 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 6:26:36 PM   
surly


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chatham, a drinking town with a fishing problem.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 6:31:57 PM   
swtsouthernsub


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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 7:58:19 PM   
CreoleCook


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My other car is a peice of shit, too

(seen on a Dodge)
H2--$60,000 vehicle that gets stuck in the mud.

Lost in paradise... finally divorced!





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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 9:13:33 PM   
StacyCat


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Status: offline 		I dont remember the actual bumper stickers, but they were all Jesus and religous in nature, like "Jesus is watching out for me."  There were about three of them on the back of the car, and the back of the car had obviously been in a few accidents.

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 10:39:37 PM   
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better to be cummin than strokin

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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/7/2006 10:48:49 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/8/2006 5:41:32 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/8/2006 7:27:54 PM   
surly


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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/8/2006 7:48:02 PM   
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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/9/2006 11:32:39 AM   
MLskajira


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"Eat mountain oysters and have a ball"
on the back of my ex-botfriend's (he was a state trooper) cruiser, "I break for halucinations" on the front was "Dont drink and drive,,,, you might hit a bump and spill it"
drum-roll please........my most favorite one of all was beneath the grill of a Rolls-Royce, that had a briefcase imbedded in it, that said "I dont break for lawyers" I saw it in N.Y. city.


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RE: faverite bumber stickers ? - 9/9/2006 11:43:16 AM   
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