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Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/8/2007 8:13:22 PM

earthycouple

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Maybe this will die a very fast and not so pretty death...but let us see...

The idea is this: I will post the first couple of lines to the story and the next person continues it....If the story simply ends, the next poster starts a new one.

You should write no less than 3 words and no more than ten to continue on. I will start.

It was a dark and stormy night. The prison guards were changing shifts when all of a sudden....

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/8/2007 8:28:04 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple
It was a dark and stormy night. The prison guards were changing shifts when all of a sudden....

A shot rang out!

Sorry, if it's going to be "a dark and stormy night" then a shot has to ring out. Just ask Snoopy.

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/8/2007 8:30:04 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple
It was a dark and stormy night. The prison guards were changing shifts when all of a sudden....

A shot rang out!

Sorry, if it's going to be "a dark and stormy night" then a shot has to ring out. Just ask Snoopy.

But wait! It wasn't a shot at all! It was...

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/8/2007 8:31:59 PM

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I liked TPBM's idea better... moving on...

< Message edited by earthycouple -- 6/8/2007 8:39:40 PM >

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/8/2007 8:32:28 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

quote:

ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple
It was a dark and stormy night. The prison guards were changing shifts when all of a sudden....

A shot rang out!

Sorry, if it's going to be "a dark and stormy night" then a shot has to ring out. Just ask Snoopy.

But wait! It wasn't a shot at all! It was...

the crack of a five foot snake whip expertly applied.

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/8/2007 9:03:21 PM

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Followed by the moans and cries echoing down the.....

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/8/2007 9:04:41 PM

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Followed by the moans and cries echoing down the.....

.........well in which Timmy had fallen.....

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/8/2007 9:05:52 PM

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grr...and again...too slow

< Message edited by earthycouple -- 6/8/2007 9:07:23 PM >

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/8/2007 9:21:36 PM

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Followed by the moans and cries echoing down the.....

.........well in which Timmy had fallen.....

wet, bruised and frightened Timmy began to ..........

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/8/2007 9:26:09 PM

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wet, bruised and frightened Timmy began to ..........

pant like a psychotic rodent in heat.

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/8/2007 11:22:55 PM

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Please! I beg of you...

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 4:55:26 AM

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...Move Paris to another cell! I can't stand the screaming and whining!!!!

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 5:59:32 AM

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The leather clad man with a hand on his

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 6:15:03 AM

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magic 8-ball, said, "This is the biggest....."

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 9:38:23 AM

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magic 8-ball, said, "This is the biggest....."

...fault in the Earth's crust that I have ever seen.

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 9:41:28 AM

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The prison is breaking apart...they are escaping!

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 9:52:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: earthycouple

The prison is breaking apart...they are escaping!

cried the toothless Gnome with bad breath and a lazy eye.

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 11:53:16 AM

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But just then across town.....

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 12:11:38 PM

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the gnome-hunting citizens rose up with pitchforks

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RE: Now...for the rest of the story (Sorry Paul Harvey) - 6/9/2007 12:16:10 PM

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.....and realized they had no pants on!

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Skinned up knees and salty lips
Let go it's harder holding on
One more trip and I'll be gone

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