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Canine Western - 6/11/2007 7:25:16 PM

Musicmystery

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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon.

"Can I help you with something?" asks the barkeep.

The dog looks around for a few moments, then slowly drawls, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw..."

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RE: Canine Western - 6/11/2007 7:27:58 PM

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XD.

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RE: Canine Western - 6/12/2007 6:49:43 PM

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heh

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RE: Canine Western - 6/12/2007 9:20:06 PM

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GROAN!!!
Here's some more groaners for you.

Dog Cross Breeds that Didn't Make It:

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work with you
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

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RE: Canine Western - 6/12/2007 9:45:55 PM

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that post is a groaner .... but cute in it's own way

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