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You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 5:29:23 PM   
octavia


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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:03:35 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:15:44 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:29:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tricia

You mentally fast forward through the boring parts of your own fantasies.

lol. crap.


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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:32:20 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:35:56 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:36:34 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:37:44 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:44:03 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:46:07 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:48:12 PM   
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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:49:20 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:52:27 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:53:20 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:54:55 PM   
darchChylde


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quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

when hookers offer you money to have sex with them


no, that's the sign of a great rep in bed; you lucky man

when you have to sweet talk your hand and promise to respect it in the morning


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I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:56:03 PM   
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Carpal...
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 6:56:46 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 7:11:00 PM   
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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 7:21:56 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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You know its been too damn long when you buy textured condoms to try out on your toys, so just in case you want to use one, you know your prefernces


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RE: You know it's been too damn long when... - 6/20/2007 7:27:17 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

by proxy from a friend:
You know its been too damn long when you buy textured condoms to try out on your toys, so just in case you want to use one, you know your prefernces



Great idea!
*adds to the grocery list*

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