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Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 12:45:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

I see that wink, and I know what it means!

Let's head out to the shed for some "hanky-spanky," and do not forget that wooden spoon!


*watches the quick version of Miss H's How-to Video and grabs Aylee and takes her out to the shed... throwing a gingham table cloth on the floor and puts that cute Aylee girl on the tractor, tying her hands to the steering wheel and turning her round toward the seat.  Shuts the door of the shed and puts a pretty linen napkin in her mouth so as not to disturb the customers.

*shows her why girls can be better than boys sometimes... and when I'm done with her, carry her over my shoulder, fire fighter style and drops her off at a corner table.

Whispers:  sorry about ripping your blouse like that honey... but these things happen.  *rubs some salve and ice on those little sore spots and brings her a big cup of tea.  Looks her up and down... yep.... pretty good symetry I'd say.  *winks.

So, I'm jazzed.  Who needs coffee?





LOL

I do not think that will be quite how it will happen. . .

But, you enjoy your fantasy. 




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 12:56:44 AM)

LOL.... i believe it would be a role reversal!  lol.... but you can't blame a girl for tying... i mean trying....

So,   *sidles up to Miss Ayle....How would it be?




MissHarlet -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 2:12:02 AM)

Good nite everyone .. or at least I hope its good nite .. its 3am and Im still not asleep .. and should have been hours ago... I shouldnt have had the last cup of Bountys special brew .. it has kept me up wayy to long ..... (gotta blame something )




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 2:15:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissHarlet

Good nite everyone .. or at least I hope its good nite .. its 3am and Im still not asleep .. and should have been hours ago... I shouldnt have had the last cup of Bountys special brew .. it has kept me up wayy to long ..... (gotta blame something )


Hell MISS H its 5.15 am and I haven't been to bed yet smiles.....ITS that special coffee that keeps the juices flowing.I can work all night with just a few cups..




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 2:16:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

I see that wink, and I know what it means!

Let's head out to the shed for some "hanky-spanky," and do not forget that wooden spoon!


*watches the quick version of Miss H's How-to Video and grabs Aylee and takes her out to the shed... throwing a gingham table cloth on the floor and puts that cute Aylee girl on the tractor, tying her hands to the steering wheel and turning her round toward the seat.  Shuts the door of the shed and puts a pretty linen napkin in her mouth so as not to disturb the customers.

*shows her why girls can be better than boys sometimes... and when I'm done with her, carry her over my shoulder, fire fighter style and drops her off at a corner table.

Whispers:  sorry about ripping your blouse like that honey... but these things happen.  *rubs some salve and ice on those little sore spots and brings her a big cup of tea.  Looks her up and down... yep.... pretty good symetry I'd say.  *winks.

So, I'm jazzed.  Who needs coffee?





LOL

I do not think that will be quite how it will happen. . .

But, you enjoy your fantasy. 


NO sunshine that would be me taking aylee to the wood shed..smile.....




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 2:19:02 AM)

I refuse to look at the clock but going to  bed at 9 and waking up at one sucks canal water let me tell ya. Being sick sure throws ones sleeping pattern off




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 2:24:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DaddyAndCarina

I refuse to look at the clock but going to  bed at 9 and waking up at one sucks canal water let me tell ya. Being sick sure throws ones sleeping pattern off


I hear you girl, its sounds like everyone I know has had the freakin; bug..As I get older I find myself needing less sleep maybe a short nap during the day...get well soon... 




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 2:29:55 AM)

Well I will agree on the less sleep it is just the timing of it tonight ... I have been sick I  think almost two  weeks ...  Maybe a little longer if you  count the time I was in denial of being sick ....  And I have a ton of stuff that  I have to  catch up on in a few hours ... shopping cooking ( family dinner day ) and what  seems like 9000 other things ugh




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 2:43:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DaddyAndCarina

Well I will agree on the less sleep it is just the timing of it tonight ... I have been sick I  think almost two  weeks ...  Maybe a little longer if you  count the time I was in denial of being sick ....  And I have a ton of stuff that  I have to  catch up on in a few hours ... shopping cooking ( family dinner day ) and what  seems like 9000 other things ugh


I hear yus girl.... 




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 5:49:29 AM)

*hides from Aylee




christine1 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 6:21:11 AM)

good morning all!  sounds like i'm the only one who got a good night's sleep.  in that case i'll serve the coffee this morning! 

~~goes to the back room and strips everything but my heels, puts on my pink apron and comes back out and grabs the coffee pot...coffee anyone?  i say with a smile~~~





sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 7:35:31 AM)

I'm off to bed now (it's 11:34 p.m. here).... and i see Christine has got everything covered... well sort of covered...

Just a little advice, Christine Darling.... don't fry bacon like that.

night everybody.




christine1 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 7:38:57 AM)

aaaw sunshine cutie, you mean the phrase "don't fry bacon nekkid" is true?  how do you feel about bacon grease? heh, sorry i'm in a lathered up and slightly horny mood this morning, i just can't help myself.




Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 8:54:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

So,   *sidles up to Miss Ayle....How would it be?


Well, as this is a family place, I will just say that you will probably make more noise than two skeletons f**king a foot locker. 

15.4 meters of 5mm rope, 1 tangerine, 1 set of so big baby cannot swallow Mardi Gras beads, 19 clothespins, 4 tablespoons of butter, 2 teaspoons of salt, 3 lipsticks (assorted colors), 5 triangular bandages, and a slipper.   




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 11:40:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

good morning all!  sounds like i'm the only one who got a good night's sleep.  in that case i'll serve the coffee this morning! 

~~goes to the back room and strips everything but my heels, puts on my pink apron and comes back out and grabs the coffee pot...coffee anyone?  i say with a smile~~~




HUMMMMM yeah sure,some cream please smile.... 




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 11:42:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

So,   *sidles up to Miss Ayle....How would it be?


Well, as this is a family place, I will just say that you will probably make more noise than two skeletons f**king a foot locker. 

15.4 meters of 5mm rope, 1 tangerine, 1 set of so big baby cannot swallow Mardi Gras beads, 19 clothespins, 4 tablespoons of butter, 2 teaspoons of salt, 3 lipsticks (assorted colors), 5 triangular bandages, and a slipper.   


Sounds like a woman with a mission in mind...I am off for so fresh air and a walk...




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 6:42:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

So,   *sidles up to Miss Ayle....How would it be?


Well, as this is a family place, I will just say that you will probably make more noise than two skeletons f**king a foot locker. 

15.4 meters of 5mm rope, 1 tangerine, 1 set of so big baby cannot swallow Mardi Gras beads, 19 clothespins, 4 tablespoons of butter, 2 teaspoons of salt, 3 lipsticks (assorted colors), 5 triangular bandages, and a slipper.   


Oh my my my.... *feels my head exploding iwth the thought of it....

i understand the rope, the clothespins, the slipper and lipsticks... i think i understand the bandages and mardi gras beads.... and maybe a tangerine gag?  but the butter and salt... You got me there.  oooooooooooo

Hugs, from sunshine, who loves that being an s-type means not having to be this creative.  *giggles




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 10:15:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

So,   *sidles up to Miss Ayle....How would it be?


Well, as this is a family place, I will just say that you will probably make more noise than two skeletons f**king a foot locker. 

15.4 meters of 5mm rope, 1 tangerine, 1 set of so big baby cannot swallow Mardi Gras beads, 19 clothespins, 4 tablespoons of butter, 2 teaspoons of salt, 3 lipsticks (assorted colors), 5 triangular bandages, and a slipper.   


Oh my my my.... *feels my head exploding iwth the thought of it....

i understand the rope, the clothespins, the slipper and lipsticks... i think i understand the bandages and mardi gras beads.... and maybe a tangerine gag?  but the butter and salt... You got me there.  oooooooooooo

Hugs, from sunshine, who loves that being an s-type means not having to be this creative.  *giggles


Sounds like you are in for it girl...




MissHarlet -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 10:16:55 PM)

Im off to bed .. hopefully tonite I will finally get some sleep .... no coffee for me tonite .....




Aylee -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/15/2008 10:23:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss


Oh my my my.... *feels my head exploding iwth the thought of it....

i understand the rope, the clothespins, the slipper and lipsticks... i think i understand the bandages and mardi gras beads.... and maybe a tangerine gag?  but the butter and salt... You got me there.  oooooooooooo

Hugs, from sunshine, who loves that being an s-type means not having to be this creative.  *giggles


What can I say, at least I did not invite over the sixteen midgets in banana suits this time.




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