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sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/17/2008 4:10:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Hey Bounty - I can't believe you of all people are talking about Cold.... You got about what?  17 women there to keep you warm.  Bah.!



Women you are dammed if you don't and dammed if you do.....I am swearing off pussy for a spell...


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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

AHEM christine sunshine drop her fork would you be so kind to bend over and pick it up for her.....




I see that lasted for... let's count them... oh yes!! 2 minutes and 2 seconds... must have been the doggonest hardest 122 seconds of your life, Bossman!!!

*gives Bounty a nice eclair.




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/17/2008 4:11:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Sleeping in. . .

I used to know what that was.

*sigh*


I'll be happy to babysit butter um for you darling, if I'm ever in your neck of the woods, ok?




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/17/2008 4:12:47 AM)

Puts out some toast with beans, bangers and stewed tomatoes... cause I'm feeling all English today.

How about some English Breakfast or Earl Grey tea - and for you, Miss H... green tea of course!!!




MissHarlet -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/17/2008 9:17:28 AM)

Lyons Gold for me please and I brought a stash to leave here ..... good morning everyone .. my wrist hurts from replacing all those light bulbs and I didnt even get out of the state!!!!




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/17/2008 9:37:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Hey Bounty - I can't believe you of all people are talking about Cold.... You got about what?  17 women there to keep you warm.  Bah.!



Women you are dammed if you don't and dammed if you do.....I am swearing off pussy for a spell...


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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

AHEM christine sunshine drop her fork would you be so kind to bend over and pick it up for her.....




I see that lasted for... let's count them... oh yes!! 2 minutes and 2 seconds... must have been the doggonest hardest 122 seconds of your life, Bossman!!!

*gives Bounty a nice eclair.


Thats just looking sunshine smile... 




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/17/2008 2:07:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissHarlet

Lyons Gold for me please and I brought a stash to leave here ..... good morning everyone .. my wrist hurts from replacing all those light bulbs and I didnt even get out of the state!!!!


brings that LIONESS some Lyons Gold tea and winks at her cause I'm so happy to see her back... Kisses her lil wrists and rubs them down...cause that's the important part for flogging and caning and spanking and slapping and ummm ummm ohhhhhhhh

*runs away cause it's toooooooooooo tempting.....




christine1 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/17/2008 2:39:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: christine1

i used to bead when i was younger but haven't in years now.....well if midgets in a banana suit dont' do it for ya, how about me in a banana suit? [sm=banana.gif]  if i practiced enough i might even be able to get that little dance down too....


*clears the room and figures since Christine is already nekkid - remember she's serving in just an apron  ahem.

go on girl.... show us what you got!  *Hands out the popcorn


~~lifts up my apron a bit and tries not to stand pigeon toe'd~~~

can't dance sunshine, the last time i danced i was thrown to the ground and given mouth to mouth because they thought i was having a seizure....




Lumus -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/17/2008 2:47:52 PM)

*makes mental note to turn on dance music when trying to score mouth-to-mouth with christine*





KMsAngel -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/17/2008 2:57:33 PM)

hmmmm i can't dance either. must remember this..... "the last time i danced i was thrown to the ground and given mouth to mouth because they thought i was having a seizure.... "




Lumus -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/17/2008 3:20:12 PM)

*seizures angel*




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/17/2008 4:19:39 PM)

This ol' man hasn't danced for months unless you call having sex with a wiggling woman dancing..OH yeah the pole dance smile.....




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/17/2008 4:22:53 PM)

{snip} christine..."~~lifts up my apron a bit and tries not to stand pigeon toe'd~~~ "


Watch the splattering bacon ,I wouldn"t want the bits splattered..lol




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/18/2008 5:59:43 AM)

Ain't you just the MOST thoughtfullest kindestness fella around?

Anybody need anything?  Puts out some lovely fresh squeezed orange juice and a bowl of baby oranges.  Pile of english muffins with eggs, bacon, sausage, cheese, whatever you want... but if you're daring, you'll go with the cluck cluck mother and child reunion or the daddy daughter dish (my own creations of course)

Cluck Cluck Mother and Child Reunion:  Chicken ham grilled, put on a bread like thing with a scrambled egg.
Daddy Daughter Dish:  Steak with cheese on a bread like thing. 

Enjoy!




christine1 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/18/2008 6:07:18 AM)

oh hell sunshine, you had to bring red meat into it didn't ya?  can i have mine rare please?  oh, and some bacon on the side, i'm feeling especially carnivorous today for some reason....brrrr, it's getting kinda cold in here with just this apron on....




sunshinemiss -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/18/2008 6:10:20 AM)

bloody rare for you darling...

But hey - what happened to your sig line that said something like i chew my meat very thoughtfully.  Did that guy you are chatting up get scared and cover his jewels afraid you would chew them thoughtfully?  hmmmmm?




christine1 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/18/2008 6:14:49 AM)

smooches sunshine... well now, thoughtfully chewing on a man...now i'm getting all hot and bothered, and it would be more like gnawing i think, with some well placed licks and kisses heh.




KMsAngel -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/18/2008 6:23:31 AM)

just orange juice thanks. helps me to sleep deeply. and a slice of bacon. *nomnom* and another one *backing away from temptation*

g'night all [:)]




christine1 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/18/2008 6:30:08 AM)

lmao KMs....that "nomnom" sound is exactly what i'd be making while i gnawed on the more wonderful bits of a man....




cinlela -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/18/2008 7:07:09 AM)

can you read what`s on my mind?




christine1 -> RE: BOUNTY'S coffee shop (3/18/2008 8:57:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lumus

*makes mental note to turn on dance music when trying to score mouth-to-mouth with christine*




okay, well don't say i didnt' warn ya Lumus....and don't be offended if i giggle, moustaches always have a way of tickling my nose....well, among other things heh.




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