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Rover -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 5:18:11 PM)

When all else fails, ply them with chocolate.  The good kind.
 
John



Lockit -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 5:30:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rover

When all else fails, ply them with chocolate.  The good kind.
 
John


Oh my god!  I cannot tell you what just ran through my mind... but I might write a story about it!



BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 6:05:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rover

When all else fails, ply them with chocolate.  The good kind.
 
John


Did someone mention CHOCOLATE?  [sm=hewah.gif] 

Mmmmmmmm........  [sm=mrpuffy.gif]



Slavetrainer2007 -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 8:21:03 PM)

seems chocolate works



Lordandmaster -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 8:29:21 PM)

I'm game...but you're in Colorado!

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

lol Lordandmaster... a gal could almost switch for that stuff... but those elephants are kind a scary...



TexasMaam -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 8:38:01 PM)

Message on a voicemail machine:

"Hey, you've reached me.  I've been making some changes in my life recently.  Leave your name and number: if I don't get back to you, you'll know you're one of them..."

Email.
Voicemail.
All the same.

TexasMaam



LadyHeart -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 8:53:38 PM)

To be honest, if I got a message from a "Dominant" called  "peesquig" I would find it hard to take seriously.

:))
LH



Aileen68 -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 8:59:12 PM)

Whining is so attractive.  I'm surprised your inbox isn't full.



TexasMaam -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 8:59:49 PM)

lololol

THAT was funny! Thanks for the grinz.  I really take these posts waaaaay too seriously. 

; )




yuyu777 -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 9:22:56 PM)

I suppose you can do a better job in your profile
its like doing anything else, put the time and effort into it, then question yourself if you could do better.
you probabely could go through others' profile and you will quickly find out what kind of profiles attract you more then ammend yours accordingly. but be yourself.



SummerWind -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 9:23:29 PM)

I think I've hit your issue....three words.........Ann Arbor, Michigan



slaverosebeauty -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 9:23:30 PM)

Let me first say, welcome to the boards. [:)]
 
Secondly, your profile is all but blank, it gives NO information on who you are, what your interests are, your expereince, etc. Its boring, dull and says nothing. If I was looking at you contacted me with a well written email I would NOT respond on the basis that your profile says nothing about who YOU are, no interests listed, no picture, nothing, its like looking at a piece of paper wit the date on it. It does ntohing for me as a slave.
 
No, you would NOT get a response, I wouldn't respond to a blank profile; honestly, its a waste of time and energy for me as a slave/bottom type to respond to someone who hasn't taken the time or the energy to stand out from the crowd and put effort into their profile.
 
Show your personality, use a different font, colour, add some personality to your profile, add a good face pic.  
 
Let me be blut, WHY should a bottom-type put the effort into responding to an email when your profile is blank? If a bottom-types profile was blank would you even email them? Probably not, so why ask for someone to respond when you don't give them anything to go off of?! Its disrespectfull for you as a top-type to expect a response when your page is blank.
 
I consider it respectfull to ignore your email; when I was looking, before I responded to an email I would look at the person's profile to get an idea of who they were BEFORE I responded to their email. A blank profile is a warning to me.  To soem bottom-types a profile will make or break what they think about you; you want to stand out in a positive light and stand out from the other top-types on here.



MagiksSlave -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 9:29:18 PM)

I'm looking for a 24/7 ltr slave who is willing to relocate.

This is literaly his entire profile... I cant emagine why slaves from all over arent falling at his feet!!

Magik's slave



DrkJourney -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 9:48:44 PM)

I agree with all of the above on your profile.   How would they know if you are compatible?  You have "nothing" for them to read to know something of you.   If your emails are anything like your profile, the majority are probably just deleting it and thinking that it's just another wanker....especially since you haven't been on here that long.  You say you are reading their profiles, are you putting references to what they wrote in your email? or are you sending some generic email that could fit everyone,?

Also, things take time, you've only been on since June 29th....relax, take the advise of the others...if you are serious you will consider what they say and you should have a better experience.




SimplyMichael -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 9:58:09 PM)

I have found that an image of my cock and my bank statement works wonders!



mnottertail -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 10:01:30 PM)

is it the juxtaposition of one small and one large that humanity finds fascinating, and what, prithee is the scale?



MzMia -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 10:05:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

I have found that an image of my cock and my bank statement works wonders!


Throw in a picture of yourself driving an expensive car and sitting in a large mansion, and
you will get many replies.
Also, stating you are looking for someone to "spoil" won't hurt either.



callofzion -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 10:43:59 PM)

When in doubt about how to attract a woman online, do the following things:

1) Select an unattractive, off-putting name
2) Have a mostly blank profile, or use one or two choice sentences in which the keywords are spelled incorrectly. Do not include a photo.
3) Send one line emails to potential women, do this day after day, month after month, year after year. Preferably, send them to the same women over and over again.
4) NEVER read a profile. You're a busy guy, and all women are essentially the same anyway, just settle for something with dual holes down yonder.
5) Come whining to the message boards. When you do this, bring with you 1 x Wooden Cross, 3 x Wooden Nails, and 1 x Crown of thorns. Post whingy complaint about rude women who never reply, and let the crucifixion commence.

The fun thing about all this is that if people had to rely on online dating to obtain mates, it is possible that these types would die out after maybe one or two generations.

Darwin, I'm lovin' it.



MySweetSubmssive -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 10:57:09 PM)

If you had waited more than 7 days to start carping, you would have realized that someone asks this question every week (and the responses are pretty much the same).  For instance, you could have read "Having trouble attracting slaves."

Garbage in, garbage out. 

Ain't it great to finally be getting the attention you deserve?

MSS



callofzion -> RE: What does it take to get a reply (7/6/2007 11:01:13 PM)

OMG, I just had the BEST idea. Let's combine two threads, and punch people (who bitch about not being replied to) in the stomach. I bet there's not such a huge debate over that prospect.



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