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family one-liners - 7/3/2005 9:27:37 PM   
zaynab


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just for fun, thought i'd share a few family one-liners for ya.....

"i'd rather stick a thousand needles in my eye..... than have sex" ~ my aunt who we call Cruella, she even looks like Cruella Deville from 101 dalmatians, acts like her too

"life is like a roller coaster through hell... .and the longer your on it.... the faster it goes"
~ my sister, we call her Cinderella

"i think your right.... and so do i" ~ my sister, joking about alters

"i used to care, but now i take a pill for that" ~ my fav from a t-shirt

"normal people scare me" ~ another t-shirt favorite

"beauty is pain" and "who wants to be normal? normal is boring"
both from my dear mother, she was referring to beauty techniques as in plucking eyebrows, not bsdm stuff lol

"just smile and nod your head" ~ my dad, referring to the chaos of everyone in my family having racing thoughts and talking to eachother all at the same time lol

"BOO! How many alters did that create for you mom?" ~ my 16 year old being a brat



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RE: family one-liners - 7/5/2005 10:04:33 AM   
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I enjoyed your one-liners. Seems like we all must have some humor in our bloodlines to survive it sometimes. LOL!! When your sister jokes about "alters", what is an "alter"? Not sure if that's a religeous joke, or what?

Be in peace.

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RE: family one-liners - 7/5/2005 10:43:07 AM   
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hi DameDeviante,
i put info about alters (and DID) on the boards, here's the addy
http://www.collarchat.com/m_120185/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#120563

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