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bad joke - 2/8/2004 5:41:35 PM

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How do you know a Red Head has had an orgasm? She unties you.

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RE: bad joke - 2/9/2004 1:50:00 AM

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Q: How many BDSMers (Both Dom/mes and subs [and even switches]) does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sorry, I don't know anything of diaper fetishes.

Q: How many Dom/mes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call for the slave and one to tie him/her up afterward. Wait a minute, we are talking about screwing it in a light socket, right?

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RE: bad joke - 2/14/2004 1:50:32 AM

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Yup, it is limerick clean enough to tell the minister's wife.:)

There once was a man from Nantucket
who kept his money in a bucket
his daughter, named "Nan"
ran off with a man.
As for the bucket; Nan tuk it.

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RE: bad joke - 2/19/2004 5:37:13 PM

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Q: What do you call a dog with two front legs and steel balls?

A: Sparky.

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RE: bad joke - 3/4/2004 6:47:02 PM

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What do you call a fully bound sub?
It doesn't matter he won't come any way. (Or cum

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Where would you find a fully bound sub?
Right where you left him.

A mother caught her son playing with his unit.
Embarrassed the boy blurted out the first thing that came to his mind. "Mom," he said, "Are these my brains?"
"No," she replied, "Not yet."

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RE: bad joke - 3/13/2004 12:52:27 PM

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What do you call a sub tied to the bed?

It doesn't matter he won't come. (Or cum, but that is my kink not yours, reader.

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Hey, this is a repeat. Now I gotta come up with something fresh, lets see light bulbs, farmer's daughters, fly in soup, blondes, knock knock...

OK, a submissive male finds a magic lamp and the genie appears.
"Since I am not the Genie of the lamp but a Greatly-Enchantmented-Empowered-Person who resides in a lamp I will only grant you the gift of one wish."

He thinks of a Domme.

Greatly-Enchantmented-Empowered-Person disappears in a puff of smoke and the leather clad goddess appears before him.

She looks at him, smiles, and they make mad, passionate love and have sex too.

They get married and she keeps him in a chastity belt and then expands his limits as she decides she was really a lesbian and never lets him orgasm again.

The morals of the story are:

1) Be careful what you wish for
2) Beware of G.E.E.Ps gearing gifts.

(OK, so I was rushed. I can't perform flawlessly on cue.)

< Message edited by iwillserveu -- 3/13/2004 1:14:25 PM >

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